63: Chu, Where's Your Car?
 

Oh boy, I'm back with a bang this episode! Dude, where's my car? Is that a gun? What are the 5 words you would never want to hear from a date? Tune in to find out! Also included: six-figure jobs, tattoos, Rocky Horror Live, and lots and lots of brown.

Episodes discussed:
159: Suck My Halloweenie w/ Patrice
370: Baby's First Tattoo w/ Matt B
827: Soap Hockey (Israel) w/ Andrew, Michael, and Olivia
1064: Help Wanted w/ Myq Kaplan
1276: The Catholic League w/ Henry Phillips
2496: Horror Show w/ Danny Hatch and Rebecca Vigil

Guest:
Newsy
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It’s goofy that the Vatican tried to claim the simpsons when the church they went to-the priest was married and had children!

And every week Newsy, every damn week. *shakes head* play the lotto every once in a while. I about died laughing at the crying while his cock was still in your mouth part. That’s quite the way to make someone’s genitals shrivel up and go into
The body.


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Always think:
When someone gets paid for a medical study it’s a good thing.
It means a volunteer is involved.

I used to work in ophthalmology and knew lots of doctors who did LASIK.

Now I’m in boring heart disease…
( this is a joke. Apia wants your heart to be healthy)

LASIK was the best thing I ever did.

My eyesight was atrocious when I was a kid. I could only identify my family by the colour of their skin. I wore glasses and contacts but they were really inconvenient. Especially contacts.

It was crazy how many details I could see in a person's face once I had the surgery done.

I’m a mutant with perfect vision at over 40 with the eyes I got an birth so I hope I will never find out myself how good it is.

What aren’t you good at Apia? I still don’t know.

I am not very good in geography. I think I’m even bad.
Don't ask me about North or South or so.
Also should I ever draw a map of Germany and say where a city is, it would be funny.

So we are in the middle, I think Hamburg is up there...
München somewhere down...


And I’m bad in baking. I cook, I don’t bake.

Shawarma is amazing.

There's nothing better than getting shawarma during or after a late night out.