12: Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda (The Obituaries)

[Keith]

Keith and Ken are back to discuss the shocking obituary that their dad wrote for himself with quotes he made up from them. The brothers also discuss the state of their family home and the eventual letters that will be sent to Dad’s children following his death.

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Keith Malley


Ken Malley



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[g_collector]

In this show, you refer to your dad as a "trickster." Your dad would correct you that he is actually "an illusionist"!

Regarding your dad's red fluffy blanket: I saw a red Elmo fluffy blanket at Target for like $20. Your dad did not specify WHICH red fluffy blanket would cover him. Keith, you can channel your inner Wishmaster!

[littlp]

It is interesting that he keeps explaining how their mother is a princess due to her marrying a priest. Conveniently forgetting that priests CANNOT GET MARRIED IN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH. Which means his imaginary situation could never happen. He’s making it all up. He’s bored and wants to rile his children up because he was likely kicked out of their mothers nursing home for being a nuisance. I wouldn’t be surprised if they limit how often and now long he can visit for.

I’m not at all surprised that the entire house is empty. Not in the slightest.

You all will definitely get letters when he dies. No question.


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[Svage]

I'm thinking this dude is gonna kill his wife, Just to be right about the 3rd week in October prediction.

Also, is it too much to see if Ken can reach out to those former professors of his to get the truth on Dad malley?

[SpareBen]

Happy to have an excuse to post Eva Cassidy here. Also, is The Sound of Music exempt from the "all musicals are crap" rule?

[bluenova]

Originally Posted by Svage

I'm thinking this dude is gonna kill his wife, Just to be right about the 3rd week in October prediction.

I was telling a friend that isn't familiar with the Daddy Issues history about the October thing and the song. She also said it sounds like he's planting seeds so it's not as suspicious when he kills her.

Side note, we know he's a self centered shit head so sometimes it's easy to miss al the several levels of shit that should be acknowledged. This man thinks he knows when his children's mother will die. Instead of telling them and encouraging them to see her before this, he instead uses it as a means to bait them into asking something of him so he can revel in himself.

If she dies before him, I think he'll really enjoy having the label of widower and will be finding ways to use it to serve himself.