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04-09-2010, 08:51 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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Bro.. it feels like warm apple pie.
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04-09-2010, 09:49 AM | #12 (permalink) | |
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I think you are a wierdo. Go with that. Stop trying to be normal. Be weird. Girls will fuck you, just look at that idiot stalker-schizo that fucked Jessica Delphino for years. Although I don't encourage being a crazy stalker like him, his weirdness is probably what drew her to him. You can do it. I believe in you. Also, stop trying to fuck attractive chicks. Everybody tries to fuck them, you're wasting your time. Not only will unattractive chicks fuck you, they'll probably be more likely to be good at sex, and willing to do some of the work and help you out.
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04-09-2010, 10:50 AM | #13 (permalink) |
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Let me put in a little perspective for you: I had a friend is 28 and just lost his virginity last year. The availability of ridiculous silly vag gets rarer as you get older. You're 21 for chrissakes - do you realize how easy you have it right now?
And your first time being "romantic" or wonderful is highly overrated; most often, it's awkward for at least one person. It's that first hurdle to get past and then it's just all fun (and maybe not so fun) experiences thereafter. So get this idea out of your idea that fireworks will go off and a choir will belt out a tune when it happens. And if you don't like your looks, it's one of the easiest thing to improve. Redo your wardrobe, exercise to lose that belly or gorge yourself out to not look like a stick, etc. But keep in mind you have to do with the motivation to improve yourself, not impress others. If you're shaping your life and behaviorisms around others and their expectations, you're in for an agonizing life of disappointment and stress. Last edited by Incognito; 04-09-2010 at 11:54 AM. |
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04-09-2010, 11:44 AM | #14 (permalink) |
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Uhh, it doesn't make you a freak, sir. It just makes you someone who's never been intimate. There's nothing freakish about that. Try joining an interest group, or a local hobby, club, or something along those lines. See if there are any people that you meet that hold your interests. At least, with an approach like that, you know you'll have at least that base similar interest, and you can go from there.
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04-09-2010, 11:48 AM | #15 (permalink) |
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And don't be a 27 year old virgin BITCH who rapes girls while they're passed out drunk to 'lose it'.
Just sayin. Go get yourself some poon. |
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04-09-2010, 01:47 PM | #20 (permalink) |
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I don't know why people get so worked up about this. In my experience, it's been people who've been doing the right things in life that get the least action. 21 year old kids who spend a ton of time smoking pot, drinking, and coasting on their parents money while fucking up college have no problem fucking chicks. 21 year old guys who aren't fucking around when it comes to their life? The guys who are serious about building a career, or serious about their artistic talent, or are serious about chasing whatever their innate purpose is, they have a harder time with sex. Not because they can't, but because buckling down to something serious is a damper on social endeavors.
Now of course, I'm not referring to you, weird OP guy. You've got the stink of nuts all over you. And not dude nuts, either. Crazy nuts. But since you've already got a problem with chicks, why not stop trying so hard and work on the rest of your life? If you do that, a lady'll eventually just fall right into your lap. Which she'll immediately jump out of as soon as you creepily fawn over her. But I'm sure a brief groin-touching will be more than enough to get you off, virgin freak. |
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