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Old 02-03-2009, 01:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses

The Old Testament is full of good family fun!

Deuteronomy 25:11-12
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If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.
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Old 02-03-2009, 02:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Brilliant I want to summon bears!
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Old 02-03-2009, 04:02 AM   #3 (permalink)
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man, this list is old...

but still funny
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Christians are mental!
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this thread makes my soul burn
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Old 02-03-2009, 01:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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The Old Testament is full of good family fun!

Deuteronomy 25:11-12


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Siezes who, the husband or the husbands assailant? There are so many questions! Jeebus?
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Obviously the most badass verse from the Bible is the one where Israel's army slaughters children at the command of Moses and takes 32,000 virgin women-children for keepsies.
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Old 02-03-2009, 04:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Obviously the most badass verse from the Bible is the one where Israel's army slaughters children at the command of Moses and takes 32,000 virgin women-children for keepsies.
Do unto others I guess.
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Old 02-03-2009, 06:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
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so basically we have biblical proof that Africans have been laying major pipe for centuries.

Ezekiel 23:19-20 (New International Version)

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
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Old 02-07-2009, 12:52 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Christians are mental!
Nah, those were all Old Testament. Jews are mental!
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