All I want for Christmas is...
 

Loose weight and a woman

Did you mean to lose weight and loose women?

All I want is for my bf to not be mad that I booked us a week in Jamaica (he has been feeling shitty lately that I make more money and pay for everything) and to be able to wear heels without getting blisters. Are you listening Santa?

Weight Watchers....do it!! A guy in my meetings lost over 80 pounds since last January...he's a different dude. I have lost over 30.

I would really like a drama free Christmas, to stay healthy and at a good , reasonable weight and a new pair of leather mary janes wouldn't go amiss

More time to sleep. Ugh five hours a night isn't cutting it.

i could really use $3,000 santa! you hear me! you fat bastard...

... a wingsuit.

Bucho,
You better ask Santa because anyone one who loves you won't be getting you that for Christmas....SCARY

For Campy to lose as much weight as she would like.

A couple of days to do nothing but read, nap, listen to podcasts and stretch luxuriously.

to win the lottery would be great, since I just had a car accident that was ruled my fault (despite the other guy being speeding and not looking) - and have no insurance that covers the damage to my car or his. so i'm fucked. and poor.