Anyone else have workplace drama they'd like to air out?

[Chronicle615]

I cannot stand one of my coworkers. I've gotten into it with him before. It's the type of job where I have to interact with him to work efficiently(work in the hospitality area). I just get the vibe he is always trying to outdo me, or down play my achievements. This is not in my head, because I KNOW he is doing it. If I happen to be having another conversation with an employee this pissant will come in, and just cut me off as if what he has to say is that important, to disrupt the flow of convo. I would fight this bitch, but do not want to lose my job.

I wonder if I posed as some hotchick on facebook, and then lure him to like some first date locale. A lake maybe, just jump out disguised, and punch him in face. Just thinking of all the things that could wrong though. Yall do not know this guy. He is a asshole! He deserves it. He has a fat fuck wife , and has the nerve to criticize another coworkers new girl. He does it sooo discretely too. "Oh she is cute, but she has big ears man." Why would you say that?? FUCK YOU.

Anyone else having to deal with work place assholes?