Ask Marina

[marina]

Because I'm a know-it-all cunt, that's why!

Advice, personal questions, historical inquiries, whatever. It's slow today and I'm dying over here.

[BrianAlt]

What color are my eyes?

[Keith]

How tall are you, and how much do you weigh?

[golgi body]

"Why do they call it 'taking a shit' instead of 'leaving a shit'? I mean after all, you're not really taking it anywhere."

Second Question: Where did this quote originate?

[Lord of the Cock Rings]

What the fuck happened to Mikey?


as in he seems to have disappeared....

[Keith]

This is getting out of control fast, Marina. I don't know if you're up for this.

[Josh]

You said your a know-it-all cunt... how big is your cunt?? on a scale of 1-grand canyon

[marina]

Originally Posted by BrianAlt

What color are my eyes?

Brown with green flecks, that your mother said reminded her of summers at the Jersey Shore as a teen.

Originally Posted by Keith

How tall are you, and how much do you weigh?

I'm 5'2" and 400lbs

For reals though, I'm 5'5" and I had an eating disorder in my early teens, so I don't own a scale, I get on backwards at the doctor etc. My doctor accidentally showed me last year and it was 222, but I've been loosing weight since then so who knows.

Originally Posted by golgi body

"Why do they call it 'taking a shit' instead of 'leaving a shit'? I mean after all, you're not really taking it anywhere."

Second Question: Where did this quote originate?

Because "leaving a shit" is too graphic. It must have originated in the American West in the 18th century because they always added needless "takes" to everything. Example: "I'm going to take and make ye my wife joe-bella franklin"

[marina]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

What the fuck happened to Mikey?


as in he seems to have disappeared....

He's on twitter www.twitter.com/mikestwitter

Originally Posted by Keith

This is getting out of control fast, Marina. I don't know if you're up for this.

I've very good at multitasking

Originally Posted by Josh

You said your a know-it-all cunt... how big is your cunt?? on a scale of 1-grand canyon

It depends on how much sex I'm having and the time of the month. It's not very deep, maybe 5 inches, and it can stretch to maybe 2 1/2 inches across? Sometimes it's tighter and sometimes my cervix is lower or higher.

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by marina

Brown with green flecks, that your mother said reminded her of summers at the Jersey Shore as a teen.

<insert buzzer sound> (I'm also not from NJ.)

And George Carlin.