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[Claire]

What is the difference between an anal douche and an enema?

[marina]

Originally Posted by Claire

What is the difference between an anal douche and an enema?

An enema is more involved. An anal douche is more like a wash.

[FreydNot]

Originally Posted by marina

Lick her asshole. Go slow at first, start with some old fashioned oral, and work your way to her butthole. Start with kisses while rubbing her clit nice and slow, then slob on it a little, then when she's screaming and pushing her ass into your face take your non-clit-rubbing hand and put a finger in, work it around. Stop fingering and fuck her.

This probably won't happen in one night, just start heading there, and when she tells you to stop, back off. Talk to her about it, tell her you love her ass, that you just want to try it, etc. work your way up to fingering, switch it up, maybe fingerfuck her ass while you eat her out, get her used to it, add more fingers over time until it's a good approximation of your dick width.

If she's cumming with your face or your fingers in her ass, she'll be far more interested in getting ass fucked. And don't just take the first opportunity, make sure that the first time you buttfuck, she's going to have a good time, go slow, make sure she cums at least once before you even get your dick in. Not only will a pre-ass sex orgasm loosen up the works, it's a great way to get her to do it more than once.

Whatever you do, never ever ever use the same face, finger, toy or condom on her vagina after you've had it in her ass, or you're going to put her out of commission.

Also, be considerate. Some girls just don't want to assfuck (why, I don't know), but bugging her to do it will cause tension, and grumpiness even in an otherwise happy, healthy relationship.

See, I thought he wanted her to do him...

Originally Posted by TheInfamousBiGD

Have you ever "tossed a dude's salad"?

Ya, that's what I thought.

Marina, what do you think about (not gay) guys who are open to receiving anal? Do you think the stereotypes are different in the Dominican Republic? For the better or for the worst? Do you agree "For Better or Worst" is a terrible comic strip?

Also, why does TheInfamousBiGD seem to always double post?

[marina]

Originally Posted by FreydNot

Marina, what do you think about (not gay) guys who are open to receiving anal?

I think they're great. I wish my boyfriend was one of them, I still harbor a secret hope that in years to come he will turn into one of them. It took the man 5 years to realize he likes steamed broccoli, I feel like it could happen.

Originally Posted by FreydNot

Do you think the stereotypes are different in the Dominican Republic? For the better or for the worst?

If Dominican culture is anything like Mexican culture, and other hispanic cultures that I've encountered, it's probably negative. In latin America, men are worshipped like kings, and the best a woman can ever be is either a saint (who would never do such a thing) or a hottie slut who gets men's blood boiling and knows just what they like, which probably wouldn't be that either.

But I've also noticed that a lot of the eastern islanders, like dominicans or puerto ricans are way more open to sex than my western Mexican family is, and a man who likes to take it in the ass might just be thought of as a crazy sex-fiend, but not in a bad way, in a "oh my crazy friend, what a crazy he is" way.

Originally Posted by FreydNot

Do you agree "For Better or Worst" is a terrible comic strip?

I don't know, it has a market that I'll hopefully schlub my way into some day (mentally healthy, upper middle class parents who wear khakis and comfortable shoes.)

As a child it used to distress me because the life I was leading was nothing like the life of the 'for better or worse' family. As a teen, I considered it and media like it depicting healthy, happy white people who never had real issues to be the enemy, a lie perpetrated by 'the system; to give us false aspirations when we really should be smashing the state.

Now, I found myself reading at least 6 or 7 strips on the for better or for worse website and pleasantly enjoying myself in a subdued, old person kind of way.

Originally Posted by FreydNot

Also, why does TheInfamousBiGD seem to always double post?

Dunno, maybe he double clicks the submit reply button when one really only needs to click it once? Or maybe his internet connection is slow, and he clicks it while he waits for it to respond, creating the double post.

[TheInfamousBiGD]

Originally Posted by marina

If Dominican culture is anything like Mexican culture, and other hispanic cultures that I've encountered, it's probably negative. In latin America, men are worshipped like kings, and the best a woman can ever be is either a saint (who would never do such a thing) or a hottie slut who gets men's blood boiling and knows just what they like, which probably wouldn't be that either.

But I've also noticed that a lot of the eastern islanders, like dominicans or puerto ricans are way more open to sex than my western Mexican family is, and a man who likes to take it in the ass might just be thought of as a crazy sex-fiend, but not in a bad way, in a "oh my crazy friend, what a crazy he is" way.

Yeah I noticed when I came to this country. A "good" man is like a trophy for women out here. Unlike in the states dating here is boring, everything I say goes, they don't seem to have opinions. The more I fuck the more pussy I get for some reason, that never happened to me in the NYC. Not to mention the bitches here want me for a green card .

Regarding the Dominican fags. It's all 50/50. Either you hate them or you think they are just prudes that want to stick their dick in any hole because, most "fags" I know are bisexual. In the 4 years I have been in this country I have not met a full on fag.

Originally Posted by marina

Dunno, maybe he double clicks the submit reply button when one really only needs to click it once? Or maybe his internet connection is slow, and he clicks it while he waits for it to respond, creating the double post.

Yeah my bad mostly happens when I get on with my BB.

FreydNot yeah wrong wording there touche! I did get my salad tossed once did nothing for me. I guess I have no sensitivity in my anus =/

[FreydNot]

Originally Posted by marina

I don't know, it has a market that I'll hopefully schlub my way into some day (mentally healthy, upper middle class parents who wear khakis and comfortable shoes.)

As a child it used to distress me because the life I was leading was nothing like the life of the 'for better or worse' family. As a teen, I considered it and media like it depicting healthy, happy white people who never had real issues to be the enemy, a lie perpetrated by 'the system; to give us false aspirations when we really should be smashing the state.

Now, I found myself reading at least 6 or 7 strips on the for better or for worse website and pleasantly enjoying myself in a subdued, old person kind of way.

I usually read it for the same reason I read Garfield (It is there and I used to like it as a kid). Since the reboot and the new artist it just isn't the same. Maybe I am too set in my ways...

[amikaligula]

Am I ready for the fucking cotillion? Am I Class incarnate?

[marina]

Originally Posted by FreydNot

I usually read it for the same reason I read Garfield (It is there and I used to like it as a kid). Since the reboot and the new artist it just isn't the same. Maybe I am too set in my ways...

There's a new artist? I was wondering why everybody's profile had started to look like duck and nuts.

Originally Posted by amikaligula

Am I ready for the fucking cotillion? Am I Class incarnate?

Yes.

What's a cotillion?

[FreydNot]

Originally Posted by marina

There's a new artist? I was wondering why everybody's profile had started to look like duck and nuts.

I thought I remembered it was a new artist along with the reboot, but the Wikipedia page doesn't mention it. I guess we will never know.

[nycguitarist]

Your doing a great job with this thread Marina. If anyones being an A-hole F them