bathroom at work...

[rellek]

I've heard of people taking off shirts to prevent a wiping mishap, perhaps the complete strip-down is a technique for the overly concerned wiper.

[tranzorz]

Originally Posted by rellek

I've heard of people taking off shirts to prevent a wiping mishap, perhaps the complete strip-down is a technique for the overly concerned wiper.

How high does one shit up their asscrack, anyways?

Wipe front to back, ladies; shit! I'm not going down on a toilet...

Thank you!!

[Oblivion]

I'm not workied about other guys checking out my dick - it's respectable enough - but for some reason I'm terribly pee-shy. I don't get it at all, but there it is.

Sometimes, on a good shit, I'll take my shirt off without thinking about it. I think it's if I'm gettin' sweaty, but I don't know for sure. But that's rare. And I can leave my shoes on, no prob.

But my natural habit has me going in the a.m. before I'm dressed anyway. How many times a day to people shit if they have to go at work so much? Or is it just an excuse to take another break?

[the big lebowski]

i don't know man, if i ever had to push so hard that i broke a sweat i don't think that i'd bother. you run the risk of aneurism or something at that point.

[Oblivion]

It's sometimes warm in there. And maybe I'm wearing a sweater or something. I dunno. I haven't blown a gasket yet. . . .

[the big lebowski]

god speed my man. although i will say this, some of the people that i hear taking dumps at times sound like they should be sweating. it sounds like dynamite is coming out of their ass.

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by Oblivion

Sometimes, on a good shit, I'll take my shirt off without thinking about it. I think it's if I'm gettin' sweaty, but I don't know for sure. But that's rare. And I can leave my shoes on, no prob.

A shit that makes you sweat? I am no doctor, but I think something is wrong.

[the big lebowski]

yeah we should get danny c in on this one.

[mkl]

I'm just curious, you people who are so embarrassed about a co-worker knowing it is you shitting at work...What the heck do you do back at home? Do any of you have seriosos that live with you? Do you pretend you just disappeared from the living room for 15 minutes, but it wasn't you that caused that horrible stench that is drifting through the apartment/house?
Or maybe you hold it for 12 hours at a time and never shit at home, just save it up for work so your SO doesn't know you shit. I guess that could be it.
Just curious.

[Oblivion]

Originally Posted by mkl

I'm just curious, you people who are so embarrassed about a co-worker knowing it is you shitting at work...What the heck do you do back at home?

My wife chose to be with me and my stink. My coworkes have little choice in the matter.

That, and my wife is often gone to work when I'm droppin' mud.

It was a bit uncomfortable when we first moved into a small apartement together, but somehow we both managed. Now we've got 3 bathrooms to hide from eachother in.