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09-10-2009, 12:16 AM | #44 (permalink) |
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Throw a block of cement through his car window, or house window, if you please.
If you're able to get INTO his house, and don't think you'll get caught, then I like BEB's idea of stealing his left shoes, but add to that, piss or pour piss, in his remaining ones. You're a man, so pee in a bottle, let that shit sit for about a month with the lid on, and then pour it in his car after you smash his window. Either that, or pour lighter fluid in through the broken glass and set it on fire. Although... This will probably have an investigation. Hmmm.. other than that, I guess you could put some sort of rat poison in a little spot in the water line going into his fridge, so when he gets a glass it packs an extra punch. That, though, is murder, so... you know, heads up. |
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Or you could register him as a sex offender on all those find-a-perve website. But those are some pretty extreme steps.. Something less extreme could be to just let the air out of his tires every single morning and eventually he'll get fired for being late. |
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i kinda want to know more about this individual that wronged you... do they have a home? with a yard? perhaps you could leave a large note with either fertilizer or softener salt... just a simple short two word note like FUCK YOU or EAT SHIT (i would recommend a three foot font) would suffice. If they try to rinse away the offensive statement with a water hose... the green grass (fertilizer) or dead grass (salt) will remain for a long time to come. just a thought. got more if you'd like to continue...
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09-12-2009, 02:38 AM | #50 (permalink) |
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i kinda want to know more about this individual that wronged you... do they have a home? with a yard? perhaps you could leave a large note with either fertilizer or softener salt... just a simple short two word note like FUCK YOU or EAT SHIT (i would recommend a three foot font) would suffice. If they try to rinse away the offensive statement with a water hose... the green grass (fertilizer) or dead grass (salt) will remain for a long time to come. just a thought. got more if you'd like to continue...
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