bumwine.com - give your story

[incognegro13x]

I found this site awhile ago and it instantly started bringing back memories. I know I have some drinkers here that have some bad stories regarding maddog 20/20, thunderbird, night train, wild irish rose, cisco and so on. Share em.

Here is one of many. I hopped aboard the night train express for no damn reason about 4 years back. The stuff doesn't even taste good, but for $4.XX it will did the job. All I was told was that I pissed on a friends stove, slapped a random girl because she did readily have ramen noodles available, and broke up with another friend's girlfriend on his phone because I thought it was my girlfriend and my phone. To think bums drink this to stay warm. Lol.

[The Gunner]

You paid four something for night train? You got ripped the fuck off. Oh, and that thing about thunderbird turning your mouth black? It's facts.

[campy]

Originally Posted by incognegro13x

I found this site awhile ago and it instantly started bringing back memories. I know I have some drinkers here that have some bad stories regarding maddog 20/20, thunderbird, night train, wild irish rose, cisco and so on. Share em.

Here is one of many. I hopped aboard the night train express for no damn reason about 4 years back. The stuff doesn't even taste good, but for $4.XX it will did the job. All I was told was that I pissed on a friends stove, slapped a random girl because she did readily have ramen noodles available, and broke up with another friend's girlfriend on his phone because I thought it was my girlfriend and my phone. To think bums drink this to stay warm. Lol.

BAhahahaha I can't compete with these stories.

I drank 2 liters of boxed wine and barfed in the shower...that's it.

well that's all i'll admit to for now :-)

[incognegro13x]

Originally Posted by The Gunner

You paid four something for night train? You got ripped the fuck off. Oh, and that thing about thunderbird turning your mouth black? It's facts.

Meh, not really. Alcohol tax is different between states. If I travel to Arkansas it is a whole $1.50 cheaper. I have never heard that about thunderbird but that is good to know.

[Deborah]

Originally Posted by campy

BAhahahaha I can't compete with these stories.

I drank 2 liters of boxed wine and barfed in the shower...that's it.

Haha, I have a similiar story, except it was cheap champagne and puked in the bath! Yeah, classy.

[The Gunner]

Originally Posted by Deborah

Haha, I have a similiar story, except it was cheap champagne and puked in the bath! Yeah, classy.

I don't know if it counts until you end up swinging your dick at traffic.

[Deborah]

Originally Posted by The Gunner

I don't know if it counts until you end up swinging your dick at traffic.

I swung my boobs at traffic once.... that count?

[DWarrior]

Only mildly related:

When I was growing up in Russia, my uncle who lived next to us was a drunkard of the sort that makes Russia's vodka infamous. His place was basically a vodka crackhouse, where he'd fuck his busted gf, beat her up, then they'd fall asleep and piss/shit all over the place.

One time he drank some extra bad shit and got boils all over his hands.

Another time he got drunk and started throwing our axe around, ended up cutting off his left toe.

[sagzy]

Only reason I know about bumwines.com is because of McNally but I did get so drunk once that I fell asleep on the curb right next to our car, then proceeded to wake up and promptly curl up in the shrubs right next to the car. Till this day my brother still threatens me with the pictures.

[The Gunner]

Originally Posted by Deborah

I swung my boobs at traffic once.... that count?

Depends, you'll have to send me a picture of said boobs. We'll go from there.