Chris-Chan, creator of Sonichu (probably NSFW)

[DWarrior]

ok, so this is not new, but I just discovered this. Apparently some 27-year-old manchild "high-functioning" autistic retard has been getting trolled pretty hard since 2008, resulting in vast amounts of lols. I've spent most of my weekend free time going through the wiki about all his sagas: Main Page - CWCki





Basically, he lives with his parents off welfare and spends all his checks on toys and collectibles. When he's not dueling other trainers as the Pokemon Gym Leader at his local game store, he works on his comic, which takes place in CWCville, and involves Sonichu, a fusion of Sonic and Pikachu. The comic themes mostly revolve around his life and sometimes get disturbing:



He also hates fags:

(in which Family Guy inspires him to read Leviticus)


(in which he plays with a toy pony)

Recurring themes in his life are trying to find a girlfriend and getting Nintendo and SEGA to release games based on his comic. People posing as female comic fans and Nintendo troll him pretty hardcore.


(for Jackie's eyes only!)


(in which he threatens to bring down the wrath of his lawyerman Jay Z from Nintendo upon the trolls)


(he's straight, and don't you forget it)

Other fun facts:
He wears a bro (or mansier):



Fucks anime sex dolls:


And hates pickles, which inspires one troll to set up a date IRL with one of Chris's old "gal-pals", then crash the date dressed in a pickle suit.

[Cretaceous Bob]

Yeah, you killed like two hours of my day when you posted those two videos in the weird pictures thread and I followed the source. Fuckin' unbelievable.

[Jo_Culprit]

Ahhhhh man

that's horrifying and fascinating at the same time

[picard102]

The government should just stop these kind of people from using the internet.

[fluxquanta]

I've known about this guy for a while now. He makes everyone who is interested in anything he's interested in look bad.

[Junkenstein]

aencyclopedia Dramatica taught me about this fella and a lot of other missed abortions....

Oh the horrid beauty of the internet....

[da_ticklah]

DV listeners have enjoyed Chris Chan for years, I just want to know what he fuck a Harpo Jarvi is?

[DWarrior]

More gold:



Chris threatens physical violence against his arch-nemesis, Clyde Cash:


Clyde decided to take vengeance against Chris for the death of his brother, Ryan Cash, who killed himself after Chris refused to put out more Sonichu comics.

[Rufio]

omg this is fucking amazing

[DarkKnightJared]

Originally Posted by da_ticklah

DV listeners have enjoyed Chris Chan for years, I just want to know what he fuck a Harpo Jarvi is?

Yeah, I've only heard the guy through DV--and from what I've seen, I don't mind not knowing anything else about this poor, sad, crazy fucker.