Condiments, Toppings, Sides, and Salads
 

what’s fun on your chinet, my pets? what’s dressing your BBQ, those living in a fascist, “first world,” superpower?

let’s not forget, we’re grilling for old white dudes stealing land from other old white dudes and indigenous folk.

white ladies: defend your potato salad.

Want to be startin' something... (edit: that's me I want to be startin' something)

Potato salad is a waste of what would otherwise be in real food that tastes good.

Same with coleslaw, except cabbage sucks in everything.

Mac and cheese is for people with a child's tastes, I don't care if you add lobster it's just trying to make up for that fact it's for children and you want to eat it.

Mashed potatoes are the worst kind of potatoes.

Hershey's chocolate is brown wax, not worth eating. That goes for all of their "chocolate" candy bars as well. That's right Twix is sshiiittttttiiiiiieeeeeee!

Ding Dong's also shitty waxy crap

Sounds like a party over there.

You're a bigger bummer than Sparrow bringing up fascist rape.

wait... I'm a "bigger bummer than fascist rape?!" WHILE, i have been a big bummer before... and I was trying to stir a pot... I don't think it is very fair to say I'm a bigger bummer than Sparrow and her fascist rape story. I mean really that was uncalled for. :.......(

There is no way I'm a bigger bummer than Sparrow, you take that back.

She asked what dressing you DO like, old white dudes!

exactly! where do your mayonnaise brand loyalties lie? what mustard compliments genocide?