Corpse Fuckers

[Blitzgal]

Man, and Ed Gein was from Wisconsin, too! We're going to have a reputation pretty soon.

3 Men Charged With Attempted Sex Assault On Corpse
Authorities: One Suspect Allegedly Confessed

POSTED: 1:54 am CDT September 6, 2006

CASSVILLE, Wis. -- The three men arrested for allegedly digging up the grave of a woman who died last week in Grant County are also charged with attempted sexual assault.

The three men appeared in Grant County Circuit Court on Tuesday. According to a criminal complaint, the three men were charged with digging up the grave at the St. Charles Catholic Cemetery in Cassville with the intent to have sex with the victim's body.

Alexander Grunke, his twin brother Nicholas Grunke and their friend Dustin Radke -- all 20 years old -- have been in a Grant County jail since Saturday.

The grave that the men are accused of trying to dig up belonged to Laura Tennessen, 20, of Cassville, who was buried last week after being killed in a motorcycle crash on Aug. 28.

The men were formally charged with attempted theft and attempted third degree sexual assault.

Radke allegedly confessed and said that the incident was an elaborate plan to have sex with the corpse. He told authorities that Nicholas Grunke asked him to help dig up Tennessen's grave and take the corpse back to a pre-selected location behind his house with the intent to have sex with her.

Authorities said that Radke said that the three stopped at the Wal-Mart in Dodgeville on their way to the cemetery and bought condoms.

If the three men are convicted, they could face more than five years behind bars for both the misdemeanor theft and the attempted sexual assault, which is a felony.

The bail for Radke was set at $1,500. For both Nicholas and Alexander Grumke, bail was set at $1,000.

[klang]

http://www.sexylosers.com/007.html

(sick storyline .. great comic .. ok, it's sick)

[MichaelG]

She was cute
http://www.mwnews.net/html/obituaries.html

[arcatacat]

Jeezus... can't kids just get laid anymore? That's nasty.

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by arcatacat

Jeezus... can't kids just get laid anymore? That's nasty.

They needed some help

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

They needed some help

Get a sock! Or buy one of those fake vaginas from a porn shop.

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Get a sock! Or buy one of those fake vaginas from a porn shop.

you know a lot about this....

Any reason?

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

you know a lot about this....

Any reason?

I read stuff. Actually, I just learned about the sock thing on this past week's episode of Weeds. It was so hilarious to me. Beating off is much less messy when you're female. I've seen ads for plastic molds of various porn star's pussies in catalogues. Again, hilarious. Nothing as creepy/funny as the Real Dolls, though.

[arcatacat]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Beating off is much less messy when you're female.

I have often been jealous that girls can rub one out while in the car without worry of any kind of mess. For a guy, that's just dangerous.








I used to drive a lot on long road trips.

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by arcatacat

I have often been jealous that girls can rub one out while in the car without worry of any kind of mess. For a guy, that's just dangerous.

We can do it anywhere, it's awesome...okay, now we're on a thread about necrophiliacs and we've reverted to talking about masturbation. I'm a bad influence on people.