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Old 09-06-2006, 01:49 PM   #31 (permalink)
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She was cute, but if she wasn't wearing a helmet when she crashed, all bets are off

Was it an open or closed casket during her funeral?
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Old 09-06-2006, 02:18 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Was it an open or closed casket during her funeral?

Doesn't matter. She was DEAD. And EMBALMED. You might as well fuck your high school science class fetal pig.
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Old 09-06-2006, 02:34 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Doesn't matter. She was DEAD. And EMBALMED. You might as well fuck your high school science class fetal pig.
Is that a dare?

FEAR FACTOR...FEAR FACTOR, COME ON. DO IT DO IT
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Old 09-06-2006, 03:08 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Nah, creepy is the thirty-something obviously IT type guy stopping to let the little blonde college student get on the bus in front of him so he can stare at her ass, then go sit right across the aisle from her and pretend to read his newspaper while actually staring at her the entire ride to work.
Today I took the wrong tramway, just because this beautiful girl I was staring at took it. 30 mn late for work. Best tramway ride ever though.

Blitzgal, you made me horny.
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Old 09-06-2006, 03:17 PM   #35 (permalink)
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The sick thing is that one of my co workers here in Madison used to go to school in Ridgeway with these silly bastards.
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Old 09-06-2006, 04:05 PM   #36 (permalink)
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... I don't know what to say ... somehow, with those faces, I am not surprised ...
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Old 09-06-2006, 05:36 PM   #37 (permalink)
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[QUOTE=arcatacat]I have often been jealous that girls can rub one out while in the car without worry of any kind of mess. For a guy, that's just dangerous.

Not my old girlfriend, she was a gusher!
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Old 09-06-2006, 11:57 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Best line from "Its Always Sunny in Philidelphia"
"When does CPR turn into necrophelia".

Love it.
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