Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation
 

I remember this game from another forum a while ago. You state your wish, the next person grants it in a fucked-up way, then states theirs. Ex: I wish I could go to Italy. The next person: Granted, but your passport is revoked and you're shot dead trying to escape. mmmk?

I wish the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl this year.

you die at halftime never seeing them win

"The Cowboy's Win the Super Bowl" is your mother's KGB sleeper agent activation phrase and you have to watch, powerless, as she launches a nuke remotely from your kitchen, thus sparking a worldwide holocaust.

ur doin it wrong. You guys have to state a wish of your own.

I wish my car didn't need new brakes.

your car has the best brakes installed ever. money no object. but you run out of gas in the wrong hood and get raped and robbed.

I wish for love.

You fall in love with a Haitian and become infected with HIV.


I wish everyone would die.

Everyone dies, including you.

I wish for a million dollars.

you receive the million dollars but the United states is taken over by china and we switch currency making your money useless

i wish i could pay for college

You pay for college by hookin' in the rest stops of North Dakota where your dick freezes and falls off.

I wish there was more good coffee in the house.

you develop an allergy to coffee

i wish i had all of super mans powers without his weaknesses