Curse of Wishmaster

Enunciated Piffle · 08-30-2014, 10:51 PM

Enter a small dank basement in Midwest America.

A lone KATG fan is furiously wanking. There is a loud thud upstairs...

Keith · 08-31-2014, 06:40 AM

Did you just say you want to die from pulling off your pud?

Wish granted.

Enunciated Piffle · 08-31-2014, 01:41 PM

"I want a killer orgasm" was his last wish.

Keith · 08-31-2014, 03:07 PM

You want to be killed by a man's orgasm?

Wish granted.

Paraquat · 08-31-2014, 05:23 PM

Ahhh! My sphincter!

bithead · 08-31-2014, 07:48 PM

I took a chance and viewed this thread.

Keith · 08-31-2014, 10:11 PM

You PIEWED this thread?

PEW PEW! PEW PEW!

That's bullets.

You're dead.

Scat · 08-31-2014, 11:08 PM

This is fun, kill me next

Keith · 09-01-2014, 01:37 AM

So you wish to be shoved into a kiln?

You are now made out of clay, and wish granted.

robotparker · 09-01-2014, 08:11 AM

This Wishmaster guy sounds likes a real dangerous son of a bitch. Fortunately, I'm safe over here in my geodesic dome.

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