Damned if you do and Damned if you don't

Rhian · 11-06-2008, 10:22 PM

So what do you do?

Do it or not?

typicallistener · 11-06-2008, 10:24 PM

I vote for "It"!.

Samwise Bean · 11-06-2008, 10:29 PM

Be.
More.
Vague.

eel-translator · 11-06-2008, 10:42 PM

Month One: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three: You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No...

Month Seven: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? We would have been so happy together.

DON'T ABORT IT, RHIAN

Somethingdumb · 11-07-2008, 12:11 AM

it depends, does "doing it" refer to doing something that you WANT to do, but know will turn out badly or somthing that you DONT want to do but feel you should/need to?

marina · 11-07-2008, 12:42 AM

I usually tend to go for doing something rather than nothing. If you do something, you can look at what you did and figure out how to do it better next time, but if you did nothing, you have nothing to work with.

blackpussy · 11-07-2008, 12:46 AM

I say, don't look back!

Somethingdumb · 11-07-2008, 12:50 AM

LIVE IN THE NOW!!!

ScubaSteve24 · 11-07-2008, 12:54 AM

Forgiveness is always easier to obtain than permission. So if you are going to be damned for something, might as well be for something you did.

Incognito · 11-07-2008, 12:57 AM

Very many times when I should have taken the chance, but did not.

View Poll Results: Do it and be damned or don't and be damned?
Do it anyway and regret what you have done	102	79.69%
Don't bother and regret what you haven't done	26	20.31%
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11-06-2008, 10:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
Rhian Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,102	Damned if you do and Damned if you don't So what do you do? Do it or not?
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typicallistener Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,293	I vote for "It"!.
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Samwise Bean Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 63	Be. More. Vague.
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eel-translator Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Japan and Canada Posts: 161	Month One: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three: You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No... Month Seven: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? We would have been so happy together. DON'T ABORT IT, RHIAN __________________ Last edited by eel-translator; 11-06-2008 at 10:45 PM.
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Somethingdumb Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 251	it depends, does "doing it" refer to doing something that you WANT to do, but know will turn out badly or somthing that you DONT want to do but feel you should/need to?
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marina Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I live in Southern California. Posts: 3,055	I usually tend to go for doing something rather than nothing. If you do something, you can look at what you did and figure out how to do it better next time, but if you did nothing, you have nothing to work with.
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blackpussy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: creeping up behind you Posts: 635	I say, don't look back!
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Somethingdumb Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 251	LIVE IN THE NOW!!!
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ScubaSteve24 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Martinsburg, WV Posts: 316	Forgiveness is always easier to obtain than permission. So if you are going to be damned for something, might as well be for something you did.
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