Damned if you do and Damned if you don't

[Rock 'n' Rye]

Do it.

[Hairy]

Excuse the crappy Terminator cuts - it was a YT playable version of the track, which samples the Butthole Surfers' Sweat Loaf - purely for the little opening speech

[Grapist]

Originally Posted by eel-translator

Month One: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three: You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No...

Month Seven: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? We would have been so happy together.


DON'T ABORT IT, RHIAN

You didn't include the lyrics.

♫Why did you kill me mommy, when God made me special for you...♫

I hate baby Marky.

[punk'n]

Dew it. Life's too short. Hell, do it twice.

[Hairy]

And then after, if it still ain't dead, roll it over and do it again

[Uncast]

Originally Posted by Hairy

And then after, if it still ain't dead, roll it over and do it again

Roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down and do it again

[Cart Horse]

Originally Posted by Uncast

Roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down and do it again

Oh this is number one
And the fun has just begun

[Bebe]

Sometimes I jump right in and throw caution to the wind, and sometimes I chose not to do things that I think might not work out. Depends on how much I want it.

[RADZ]

If you're going to regret it either way, do it.

[Uncast]

For me it always depends on the danger. If the regret is that I'm dead or severely injured, fuck it I'll play it safe. If the regret is moral or emotional in some way, fuck it you only live once.