dating site profiles

PoorGradStudent · 02-08-2010, 08:15 PM

I have a soft spot for online dating because I met my fiancee on eHarmony. Looking at your profile, I'd totally go on a date with you (if I was single and in Nebraska) but I'd figure it to be a throw away, just have a fun time kinda thing. Maybe add some serious stuff instead of only jokes. Jokes are good, but if that's all you're bringing to the table, girls may not want to waste time. Just saying. Good luck.

Nebraskacountrygirl · 02-08-2010, 08:30 PM

I had a profile on Yahoo Personals. I deleted it because all the men that were contacting me were aweful, unsocial really. This one wasn't willing to meet me half way on driving. He would always ask me to drive 3 hours to take a ride on his motorcycle. Another guy was so willing to like all the things I liked but not really willing to be a little different. I learned really fast that I couldn't do an online dating thing.

I also found that if they don't like KATG then they weren't for me. So I'm limited right now, seeing that the amount of NE listeners are limited.

Anyway, I got your jokes on your profile, but maybe the one about going rounds in the octogon was a bit much. Just sayin.

gumby013 · 02-08-2010, 09:24 PM

You all could just start a personals thread....

BrownEyedBtch · 02-09-2010, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by gumby013

You all could just start a personals thread....

There is a meetups section...

better dylan · 02-09-2010, 01:06 AM

No seriously... this was supposed to be everyone's dating site profiles not just mine.

fluxquanta · 02-09-2010, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by better dylan

No seriously... this was supposed to be everyone's dating site profiles not just mine.

Maybe you're the only one that has one.

better dylan · 02-09-2010, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by fluxquanta

Maybe you're the only one that has one.

snake dick had one

EastTexas · 02-09-2010, 07:50 AM

I like reading peoples profiles on those sites.
Did you ever notice a lot of the women on there are either nurses or teachers? Nurses care for the sick, teachers educate kids for little money. I always thought it was funny that the professions where you have to be a giving person, those people are the loneliest.

kattywhompas · 02-09-2010, 08:45 AM

I have one on OKcupid.com. My roomie suggested it after she realized that there were tons of kinky people on there. I myself happen to be a wee bit kinky. So there are tons of questions that you can answer about yourself to see how other people answer. From there I can determine if our interests match.

I'm not sure if I can link my profile....but my screen name is katty_whompas, if you were so inclined to check it out.

I've met one guy with lots of the same interests and he's pretty nice and normal. We've gone out 4 times. I've other queries, but nothing that I was necessarily interested in.

deznice · 02-09-2010, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by kattywhompas

I have one on OKcupid.com. My roomie suggested it after she realized that there were tons of kinky people on there. I myself happen to be a wee bit kinky. So there are tons of questions that you can answer about yourself to see how other people answer. From there I can determine if our interests match.

I'm not sure if I can link my profile....but my screen name is katty_whompas, if you were so inclined to check it out.

I've met one guy with lots of the same interests and he's pretty nice and normal. We've gone out 4 times. I've other queries, but nothing that I was necessarily interested in.

nice profile. I am intrigued to find out this answer from you.

In your humble opinion, is fornication in public much hotter than plain old indoor sex?

02-08-2010, 08:15 PM	#11 (permalink)
PoorGradStudent Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 274	I have a soft spot for online dating because I met my fiancee on eHarmony. Looking at your profile, I'd totally go on a date with you (if I was single and in Nebraska) but I'd figure it to be a throw away, just have a fun time kinda thing. Maybe add some serious stuff instead of only jokes. Jokes are good, but if that's all you're bringing to the table, girls may not want to waste time. Just saying. Good luck.
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02-08-2010, 08:30 PM	#12 (permalink)
Nebraskacountrygirl Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Lincoln, Nebraska Posts: 326	I had a profile on Yahoo Personals. I deleted it because all the men that were contacting me were aweful, unsocial really. This one wasn't willing to meet me half way on driving. He would always ask me to drive 3 hours to take a ride on his motorcycle. Another guy was so willing to like all the things I liked but not really willing to be a little different. I learned really fast that I couldn't do an online dating thing. I also found that if they don't like KATG then they weren't for me. So I'm limited right now, seeing that the amount of NE listeners are limited. Anyway, I got your jokes on your profile, but maybe the one about going rounds in the octogon was a bit much. Just sayin. __________________ I'm not your stereotypical hick You're a mom, so wrong, but so hot!! You're a MILF! -- Intern Mike
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02-08-2010, 09:24 PM	#13 (permalink)
gumby013 Aspie...dur... Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,468	You all could just start a personals thread....
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02-09-2010, 01:06 AM	#15 (permalink)
better dylan Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 297	No seriously... this was supposed to be everyone's dating site profiles not just mine.
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02-09-2010, 07:50 AM	#18 (permalink)
EastTexas Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 1,259	I like reading peoples profiles on those sites. Did you ever notice a lot of the women on there are either nurses or teachers? Nurses care for the sick, teachers educate kids for little money. I always thought it was funny that the professions where you have to be a giving person, those people are the loneliest.
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02-09-2010, 08:45 AM	#19 (permalink)
kattywhompas Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 224	I have one on OKcupid.com. My roomie suggested it after she realized that there were tons of kinky people on there. I myself happen to be a wee bit kinky. So there are tons of questions that you can answer about yourself to see how other people answer. From there I can determine if our interests match. I'm not sure if I can link my profile....but my screen name is katty_whompas, if you were so inclined to check it out. I've met one guy with lots of the same interests and he's pretty nice and normal. We've gone out 4 times. I've other queries, but nothing that I was necessarily interested in. __________________ Just Kat
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