dating site profiles

[better dylan]

I was listening to the show with Snake Dick and thought it was cool hearing about another persons expierience with dating sites. I wanna see what you people are workin with.

Here's mine: Dylan Graves working out, hiking, my dog, spin kicks, podc

It doesn't seem to work for me very well. I've gotten a few responses, been on a couple of dates but haven't found any of them interesting. A lot of the girls i have no attraction to at all.

[deznice]

Originally Posted by better dylan

I was listening to the show with Snake Dick and thought it was cool hearing about another persons expierience with dating sites. I wanna see what you people are workin with.

Here's mine: Dylan Graves working out, hiking, my dog, spin kicks, podc

It doesn't seem to work for me very well. I've gotten a few responses, been on a couple of dates but haven't found any of them interesting. A lot of the girls i have no attraction to at all.

hhhmmm, I wonder if it's the dog picture? LOL that is actually very original and funny (I am not being gay here, just giving props)

I do not have one as I am married

[deznice]

Originally Posted by nicky32

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[Philosofish]

As funny as they are, your date ideas are going to scare most women shitless, so don't be surprised if you don't get many responses. However, from what I make of it, you're more picky about the women you date than the average man. Usually dating sites are a women's-market in that they get prime pickings and have the luxury of being choosy. But if your problem is that the women you go out with are too boring, then you're better off keeping it shocking and funny in hopes of attracting the one that's just right for you. The way I see it, your profile makes it clear that you're still very much a child at heart, and you're going to want to be patient so you can find a woman who doesn't want to castrate that spunky spirit.

My suggestion is to try OkCupid. Plenty of Fish is an unsophisticated, technically primitive website that pretty much attracts the kind of people who were still using America Online when everyone else had moved on to the real internet. Not only will OKC do a phenomenal job of actually matching you with someone that has a similar attitude as you, it will also have a younger, more vibrant pool of people who aren't the marmy "I want a knight in shining armor to sweep me off my feet and give me a white wedding" kind of women you find on PoF.

[EastTexas]

I tried Match.com once a few years ago. It was my birthday present to myself. I think it was something like I bought 3 months and they gave me another 3 months free. In that 6 months I went out with 3 ladies for one date each.

You know how Keith doesn't like movies.
I liked them alright when we were getting to know each other online. I think the problem is I don't like people.

[Mandias]

Go crazy --> Crazy Blind Date

[hellbent]

i made a profile on match like 9 years ago. not getting much response, i made a female profile like whats his face did to see what was going on. there were at least 4 guys to every girl. i can understand how hard it was for him to sell himself in his profile.

i met one girl, we hit it off and dated for awhile but no matter how much in common you got, no website can tell you if you have chemistry til you actually go out.

[picard102]

Try some new photos.
The 4 Big Myths of Profile Pictures « OkTrends

[better dylan]

I'm the only one showin?

[spooky]

It seems like you are going after a demographic that doesn't use these sort of sites?

Correct the grammar first, people judge you by that. If you do nothing else, write like a journalist documenting your life, don't write with phonetic spelling of how you actually speak.

Your photo, the most important part of your profile, makes it obvious you were dressed up for a special occasion, a wedding perhaps, so there is no way to know if you cut the sleeves off your stained T-shirts. Your glasses and facial hair don't jive with the outfit, neither does the bare faux wood paneled room with wire hangers on an exposed closet with that slanted low ceiling you only find in trailer homes and portable church buildings. Take a pic of you at your best, with a background that says something more about where you want to go in life, the interior of a trailer home doesn't scream security, success, ambition. It screams that you aren't going anywhere in life and look forward to it. In short, shave, get a hair cut, put on a tie and get some glamor shots made in front of some nice building. If you are going to be fake, like your pic already is, do it right.

Also, maybe get rid of taking a girl to bed on your first date. It's bad enough that you consider watching your dog shit as a fun date opener(are you going to let her bag it and throw it away, too?). The felony thing is only cool to dudes, girls over 16 don't want to think, "On a long enough time line, he will have a criminal record(if he doesn't already) and may wind up landing me in jail, I wonder if he deals drug to frat boys, oh god, I hate frat boys". Oh, and Taco Bell, followed by you taking her to bed, come on. Girls fart, too, and they know it.

Did you think about what a girl wants in a guy? I promise you, with a million dudes looking to score on dating sites, women aren't looking to house break a guy, starting from scratch.

Before you get pissy and overreact to me cutting up your profile, just let a few girls reply and see if what I say rings true.