dating site profiles

[picard102]

I have an OKCupid account, but I've never used it serriously.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/picard102x

Originally Posted by kattywhompas

I have one on OKcupid.com. My roomie suggested it after she realized that there were tons of kinky people on there.

FetLife might be more up your alley so to speak.

[Ant-LOX]

These dating profiles are better than any stand-up comedian/ comedic movie. I love it.

[kattywhompas]

Originally Posted by deznice

nice profile. I am intrigued to find out this answer from you.

In your humble opinion, is fornication in public much hotter than plain old indoor sex?

I've never fornicated in public, nor would I at this point. I don't know if I ever will. I'm very much a voyeur though and love watching others have sex.

[kattywhompas]

Originally Posted by picard102

I have an OKCupid account, but I've never used it serriously.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/picard102x



FetLife might be more up your alley so to speak.

Already there, although that is more of a facebook for kinky people than a dating site. Still kattywhompas there if you're curious.

[ElleJ]

Originally Posted by spooky

It seems like you are going after a demographic that doesn't use these sort of sites?

Correct the grammar first, people judge you by that. If you do nothing else, write like a journalist documenting your life, don't write with phonetic spelling of how you actually speak.

Your photo, the most important part of your profile, makes it obvious you were dressed up for a special occasion, a wedding perhaps, so there is no way to know if you cut the sleeves off your stained T-shirts. Your glasses and facial hair don't jive with the outfit, neither does the bare faux wood paneled room with wire hangers on an exposed closet with that slanted low ceiling you only find in trailer homes and portable church buildings. Take a pic of you at your best, with a background that says something more about where you want to go in life, the interior of a trailer home doesn't scream security, success, ambition. It screams that you aren't going anywhere in life and look forward to it. In short, shave, get a hair cut, put on a tie and get some glamor shots made in front of some nice building. If you are going to be fake, like your pic already is, do it right.

Also, maybe get rid of taking a girl to bed on your first date. It's bad enough that you consider watching your dog shit as a fun date opener(are you going to let her bag it and throw it away, too?). The felony thing is only cool to dudes, girls over 16 don't want to think, "On a long enough time line, he will have a criminal record(if he doesn't already) and may wind up landing me in jail, I wonder if he deals drug to frat boys, oh god, I hate frat boys". Oh, and Taco Bell, followed by you taking her to bed, come on. Girls fart, too, and they know it.

Did you think about what a girl wants in a guy? I promise you, with a million dudes looking to score on dating sites, women aren't looking to house break a guy, starting from scratch.

Before you get pissy and overreact to me cutting up your profile, just let a few girls reply and see if what I say rings true.

I totally disagree.

I like the short sentences. Way better than eight rambling thoughts with zero punctuation.

As far as the photo, I did automatically think wedding. Like you were with the other groomsmen getting ready, I didn't think trailer. It's a cute picture, like you were goofing around with your friends, making them laugh before the ceremony. You didn't take the picture yourself, so I think a friend did, and if it was a wedding, you have friends, and specifically friends who've made a commitment, so maybe you'll eventually make a commitment also.

The first date stuff? Funny. You made me giggle.

Your dog is super cute!

The bed thing Spooky mentioned? Naps are cute, it makes me think cuddling first and foremost. I think cuddling/napping on the couch, I didn't think bed immediately. The felony thing is funny. I'm smart enough to read that you said things aren't necessarily real, couple that with the undead killing, and I'd hope any girl would be smart enough to get that it was a joke.

I'm a happily married woman, so...

/shrug

[spooky]

You'd agree ahead of time to go back to a guy's place to cuddle on the first date?

I guess I'm old and out of touch, I take back my critique.

[banger316]

Well i have never tried any of the mainstream sites yet but i am into smart nerdy girls so i am on geek to geek the only problem is their is not a huge selection but the girls that are there are my type intelligent with a lot of my same interests and have glasses although maybe i should try here after all the female fans of this show are teh hot as well as smart.

[Nebraskacountrygirl]

Originally Posted by spooky

You'd agree ahead of time to go back to a guy's place to cuddle on the first date?

I guess I'm old and out of touch, I take back my critique.

LOL!!! I missed reading your explainatory posts.

I'd consider cuddling on a first date, IF the date went well, but if it didn't go just right I'd probably wait until the 2nd date. ha ha!! I'm a fast mover when the right moves are put on.

[better dylan]

Originally Posted by Nebraskacountrygirl

LOL!!! I missed reading your explainatory posts.

I'd consider cuddling on a first date, IF the date went well, but if it didn't go just right I'd probably wait until the 2nd date. ha ha!! I'm a fast mover when the right moves are put on.

I like the fact that cuddling is the problem and not the felony police chase.