Dear God... (not to be confused with show prayers)

yoav · 11-09-2006, 03:32 AM

Have you tried any new restaurants or cafes lately?

Gunderling · 11-09-2006, 06:27 AM

Dear God,

Please find the assholes who stole my vehicle and strike them down with a bolt of lightning so intense that they incinerate into tiny piles of ash. Then, Lord, please guide my insurance appraiser to reimburse me twice as much as what the thing was truly worth.

For these things, Holy Father/Mother, I thank you.

Amen.

rellek · 11-09-2006, 08:35 AM

Dear God,

What do you have against me?

the big lebowski · 11-09-2006, 08:46 AM

dear god!

cryppitt · 11-09-2006, 09:23 AM

Dear God,

Why do I hate people, yet long to be accepted?

rellek · 11-09-2006, 09:27 AM

Fucccccccccccccck Youuuuuuuuu! (cryppitt not God)

william · 11-09-2006, 09:34 AM

Dear Darwin -

Why couldn't I have been the prodigy of a billionaire instead of a pauper?

Why didn't natural selection breed for immortality and perpetual health? You would think that the genes from beings that reproduce for years and years would win over the ones that have a short reproductive cycle.

Blitzgal · 11-09-2006, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by william

Dear Darwin -

Sweet.

But obviously reproduction and the passing on of one's genetic makeup is nature's version of immortality.

william · 11-09-2006, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

But obviously reproduction and the passing on of one's genetic makeup is nature's version of immortality.

Damn selfish genes!

jwdd27 · 11-09-2006, 10:38 AM

Dear God,

If I were to kill 'em all, would you sort them out?

thanks.

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