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Old 04-02-2012, 11:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Why are all girls on plentyoffish single mothers and/or tattooed up the kazoo??? : AskReddit
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Old 04-03-2012, 12:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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my money is on they are the same person reading the guys other posts it sounds like Sleep to a T
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Old 04-03-2012, 07:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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How do people get tattoos up their kazoo?

Maybe if people are smarter they would actually get what they want out of life?

Wazoo - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary
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Single mothers and girls with tattoos up the [w/k]azoo have something in common: premature commitment.

So perhaps sleep and clone sleep just have a fear of commitment that they can't mask as well as all the other guys?
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Old 04-03-2012, 09:27 AM   #5 (permalink)
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No this isn't me. But after the last girl I talked too I am never touching online dating again.
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So perhaps sleep and clone sleep just have a fear of commitment that they can't mask as well as all the other guys?
You're very kind.
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Old 04-03-2012, 10:51 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Single mothers and girls with tattoos up the [w/k]azoo have something in common: premature commitment.

So perhaps sleep and clone sleep just have a fear of commitment that they can't mask as well as all the other guys?
Yes, because if its one thing I think when i see a single mom or a girl covered in tattoos it's "Boy, you must really be into committed relationships"

Also, I think by kazoo he meant that they have them ALL OVER their bodies, which I don't like, I don't care about tattoos anymore, like this guy says EVERY girl has them, so fuck it why try to fight it. but that doesn't mean I want to date some punk rock chick with a nose ring and a pink mohawk with a giant mermaid wrapped around her back. That kind of girl wouldn't be into me anyway but somehow me not being into girls like that makes me the asshole.
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Also, I think by kazoo he meant that they have them ALL OVER their bodies,
Wow! Kazoo is the wrong fucking word!

These are kazoos -->
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Old 04-03-2012, 11:00 AM   #9 (permalink)
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That kind of girl wouldn't be into me anyway but somehow me not being into girls like that makes me the asshole.
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Old 04-03-2012, 11:03 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Wow, look at that, only the spambot identifies with Dokker Sneap.
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