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04-02-2012, 11:38 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Dr. Sleep, I Think I Found Your Soulmate
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04-03-2012, 07:46 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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How do people get tattoos up their kazoo?
Maybe if people are smarter they would actually get what they want out of life? Wazoo - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary |
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04-03-2012, 09:14 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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Single mothers and girls with tattoos up the [w/k]azoo have something in common: premature commitment.
So perhaps sleep and clone sleep just have a fear of commitment that they can't mask as well as all the other guys? |
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04-03-2012, 09:27 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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No this isn't me. But after the last girl I talked too I am never touching online dating again.
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Also, I think by kazoo he meant that they have them ALL OVER their bodies, which I don't like, I don't care about tattoos anymore, like this guy says EVERY girl has them, so fuck it why try to fight it. but that doesn't mean I want to date some punk rock chick with a nose ring and a pink mohawk with a giant mermaid wrapped around her back. That kind of girl wouldn't be into me anyway but somehow me not being into girls like that makes me the asshole. |
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