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View Poll Results: what is the best size
<4'' 6 8.82%
5'' 4 5.88%
6'' 17 25.00%
7'' 17 25.00%
8'' 10 14.71%
>9'' 0 0%
as long as its thick 13 19.12%
as long as its thin 1 1.47%
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Old 06-11-2009, 06:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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favorite size

what is your favorite size? a girl i just met at a party told me my penis was too big for her but my ex-girlfriend said it was just right. i know personal preference plays a part in it but on average what is the average fav.
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Old 06-11-2009, 07:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh, I get it. You have a big dick. Good for you, sweetheart.
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Old 06-11-2009, 08:16 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh, I get it. You have a big dick. Good for you, sweetheart.
haha that was the first thought in my mind as well "yes of course you have a big dick you little cutiepie you"
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Old 06-11-2009, 08:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Oh, I get it. You have a big dick. Good for you, sweetheart.
Sparrow, you rule.
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Old 06-11-2009, 08:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Oh, I get it. You have a big dick. Good for you, sweetheart.

I'm reminded of the first time I called a car a "driveway penis" in front of my wife. I think she spit diet coke onto the dash.
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Old 06-11-2009, 08:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh, I get it. You have a big dick. Good for you, sweetheart.
Sparrow, I love you.
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Old 06-11-2009, 08:41 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah, Sparrow elicited a hearty laugh from me.
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Old 06-11-2009, 08:49 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I'm reminded of the first time I called a car a "driveway penis" in front of my wife. I think she spit diet coke onto the dash.
In my defense, sweet southern boy - those are not genteel first date words. I am sorry about the dashboard though. Perhaps the strains of Allman Bros tunes will suffice to make amends?
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Old 06-11-2009, 08:53 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 06-11-2009, 09:13 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Have you ever noticed that two common insults are "little prick" and "big dick"? Neither of these, at least in that usage, are good things - and yet - men seem to need to brag about either. Really gentlemen, we're not surprised when you take your pants off - we are very very good at guessing by your personality. You don't have to give us any hints.
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