Food, Sex or Car?

workavoidance · 07-30-2008, 09:26 AM

Would you rather...

EAT: A hamburger inside a doughnut.
HAVE SEX WITH: Ali Larter.
OR DRIVE: Lotus Exige.

?

motownguy · 07-30-2008, 09:43 AM

sex

rossnicoll · 07-30-2008, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by workavoidance

Would you rather...

EAT: A hamburger inside a doughnut.
HAVE SEX WITH: Ali Larter.
OR DRIVE: Lotus Exige.

?

I want to say sex, but god damn that burger just looks so tasty.

i_like_cheese_2001 · 07-30-2008, 10:00 AM

Pawn the car, invest the money, buy all the sex and doughnut burgers I can handle with the intrest.

MaH112 · 07-30-2008, 10:06 AM

Sex.

motownguy · 07-30-2008, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rossnicoll

I want to say sex, but god damn that burger just looks so tasty.

That's the Luther burger. If that looks good to you, you need to try a hamdog too.

motownguy · 07-30-2008, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

The burger and the hamdog pics both make me sick to the stomach.

Ali Larter really doesn't do it for me.

I guess that leaves the car.

Can I borrow your car? Ali and I need to go out for a burger.

Mikey · 07-30-2008, 10:45 AM

burger - i shit out in a few hours
sex - i get bored in a few hours
car - fun lasts longer and can go get a burger and pick up a chick on the way

i pick car

Preston Buttons · 07-30-2008, 10:45 AM

I'd go for the car, as it would lead to sex and probably breakfast.

Dina · 07-30-2008, 10:51 AM

i would totally pick car cause the are the only ones that are guarenteed to "perform"

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