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zappbrannigan

10-03-2011 08:18 PM

The fuck is this girl's problem?

I was reading some articles on The Superficial earlier about that literal child-whore Courtney Stodden (here & here) when I decided to Google this girl to see exactly how old she is (she's 17) when I saw a link to her Twitter page.

Holy fuck!

Quote:

- Preparing the most pleasant plate of pasta in absolutely nothing but my plush peek 'a boo panties! Mmm... it tastes like perfection! ;-) XOs

- Saturated within a superb Sunday as Gods love beams brightly! "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear ... " 1 John 4:18

- Lubricating my limber legs with a creamy lotion that electrifies my luminescent captivation, lustrously. It's Slippery Saturday! XOs! ;-)

This bitch is Dr Seuss!

campy

10-03-2011 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by zappbrannigan (Post 711406)

She looks 40 (not sour grapes just sayin')

zappbrannigan

10-03-2011 08:33 PM

The way this girl writes really shows her age: The big thing in high school was the thesaurus and alliteration!

"Hey! Why write 'and splash water on my body' when I can write 'emanate water on my heated flesh' ! That's totally sexy!"

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Originally Posted by campy (Post 711408)

She looks 40 (not sour grapes just sayin')

Nothing "sour" about stating the obvious. At 17 this girl looks like Paris Hilton at 40. She can't wait to grow up and make big adult decisions like "should I overdose on sleeping pills or a speedball?

Sashi

10-03-2011 08:52 PM

Sure doesn't look seventeen. More like seventy. Or thirty.

marina

10-03-2011 11:05 PM

Her Tijuana boob job scares me. Also, the fact that in every image in those links, I can see at least one of her areolas.

I like the fact that somebody took the time to paint on abs, but neglected to blend her foundation into the rest of her neck.

DWarrior

10-04-2011 06:50 AM

As has indeed been the observation of many a learned man, in my time and in times of my ancestors: thee who sow dissention shall ever so fail to locate sufficient justification to cease thy sowing.

marina

10-04-2011 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DWarrior (Post 711454)

As has indeed been the observation of many a learned man, in my time and in times of my ancestors: thee who sow dissention shall ever so fail to locate sufficient justification to cease thy sowing.

Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have made fun of her bad boobs, but the whole thing just freaks me out and they're the ill-fitted cherry on top of the molesty-rapey sundae.

campy

10-04-2011 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Sashi (Post 711416)

Sure doesn't look seventeen. More like seventy. Or thirty.

Please tell me you're a teen...because this is damn funny

zappbrannigan

10-04-2011 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DWarrior (Post 711454)

As has indeed been the observation of many a learned man, in my time and in times of my ancestors: thee who sow dissention shall ever so fail to locate sufficient justification to cease thy sowing.

Oh get outta here with that nonsense! What's that "GTL" avatar you have? It's alright to make fun of the Jersey Shore idiots, but not this idiot?

Getting married to someone 2 or 3 times her age, posting embarrassingly airbrushed photos of herself, writing tweets she thinks are "sexy" are all just ploys for attention. Do you really think she walks around her house making pasta in her underwear?

If I'm doing anything wrong it's giving her some form of attention.

FletchLives

10-04-2011 11:39 AM

If it weren't for whores like this, regular women would be considered sluts.

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