The Gay Thread

[CuriousKlepto]

O'kay, so last night I had my second date with this girl. It was fun and all, we went to go see Harry Potter, made all the obligitory sex jokes waiting to be made, and talked for hours afterward. I like her, she's really fun to hang out with, but I feel nothing below the belt. Then at the end she was sorta lingering like she was waiting for a kiss or something. I tried the straight thing, but it's just not working. Any suggestions on how to tell her this. Maybe an angle to help make her my hag, every fag needs one of those.

[CuriousKlepto]

I feel like I should get a necklace that says "I like dick" because apperantly nobody at work knows. I'm just not cut out for the whole flamboyant thing. The others gays think I'm straight and won't talk to me. It's like high school, only this time I'm NOT popular.

And on a side note, I'n not sure if I'd like big peni, average size would suit me just fine. If they're big I think it would make me self-concious about being average.

[siric]

Guess I'll chime in. Hi I'm 24 from SLC and I'm bi, I guess.

I told all my friends I was bi, but they still call me gay, so whatevs. My family doesn't know. They are strict mormons and I like getting along with them, so I figure they don't need to know about my sexual preference. They know I don't want kids, so I can probably dodge awkward questions til Jesus comes back.

As for how I came out to friends, I put "bisexual" as my sexual preference on myspace, and one friend noticed and told the other two friends in that group. I then had to tell my roommate 'cause I figured it would be weird if it came up in conversation with these other friends. It went something like this:

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ME: "So...remember how I told you I know from personal experience that you can bribe cops in Mexico?"

ROOMMATE:"Yeah..."

ME: "Well the reason I know is 'cause I got caught having sex on the beach..."

ROOMMATE: "OHHHH!! Ha ha--"

ME: "...with a guy."

ROOMMATE: "..."
---

For the other two friends that didn't know, I typed up a text and sent it to both of them that said, "Everyone else knows, so I figured you should know. I'm bi and I'm madly in love with you."

Heh heh, fucking classic

[CuriousKlepto]

Originally Posted by siric

Guess I'll chime in. Hi I'm 24 from SLC and I'm bi, I guess.

Welcome to the club.

[Draconis]

Ha. U guys r ghey.

Robyn/20/bi.

That's about it.

[marina]

Originally Posted by CuriousKlepto

I feel like I should get a necklace that says "I like dick" because apperantly nobody at work knows. I'm just not cut out for the whole flamboyant thing. The others gays think I'm straight and won't talk to me. It's like high school, only this time I'm NOT popular.

And on a side note, I'n not sure if I'd like big peni, average size would suit me just fine. If they're big I think it would make me self-concious about being average.

Just get a rainbow bracelet

[madeyeshawn]

Question:
I occasionally enjoy anal toy play, and I had no problems at first with smaller toys. As I started trying new larger varieties; the experience became less nose friendly and dirty. It does not bother me while im alone. Problem is my girlfriend; who rightfully does mind. I know this problem diminishes her enjoyment when she wants to join me.

I know an Enema would be a solution, but I was wondering what other tips or strategies you could share.

[DarkKnightJared]

Originally Posted by CuriousKlepto

O'kay, so last night I had my second date with this girl. It was fun and all, we went to go see Harry Potter, made all the obligitory sex jokes waiting to be made, and talked for hours afterward. I like her, she's really fun to hang out with, but I feel nothing below the belt. Then at the end she was sorta lingering like she was waiting for a kiss or something. I tried the straight thing, but it's just not working. Any suggestions on how to tell her this. Maybe an angle to help make her my hag, every fag needs one of those.

You definately need to tell her--though I'd not expect her to be your hag, since you've been kinda lying and leading her on for two dates.

[CuriousKlepto]

Originally Posted by DarkKnightJared

You definately need to tell her--though I'd not expect her to be your hag, since you've been kinda lying and leading her on for two dates.

I kinda work with her, so I'm gonna be seeing her again. I'm thinking of taking the little bitch way out and telling another girl at work that I have a boyfriend and hope it gets back to her. Then if she asks, I can say I thought we were just hanging out as friends.

Go ahead, say it,


I'm a pussy...

[marina]

Originally Posted by CuriousKlepto

I kinda work with her, so I'm gonna be seeing her again. I'm thinking of taking the little bitch way out and telling another girl at work that I have a boyfriend and hope it gets back to her. Then if she asks, I can say I thought we were just hanging out as friends.

Go ahead, say it,


I'm a pussy...

Pussies are strong. They push tiny little people into the world with all the potential to be fully grown adults locked into their little people cells. Pussies are not only strong, they are awesome.

You're just avoiding confrontation. Which makes sense, since you totally led her on, and you're the dick in this situation. (Even though it makes sense that you totally led her on since we live in a society where people are supposed to be ashamed of their sexual needs and not discuss it ever.)

My advice: Just tell her the truth. If she's awesome, tell her that she's awesome. If you'd love to hang out with her again, tell her that too. But make sure that you also tell her that you're gay so she doesn't get the wrong idea. You don't have to explain that she was a wiener experiment, or that you feel guilty for basically using her as a sexual barometer-even when you already knew well and good what the weather was. Keep it simple. A well placed "you know I'm gay, right?" can do wonders.

Also, hags are lame. Friends are better.