The Gay Thread

[notedhero]

No, Klepto. It's totally my fault. I overreacted.
Hug?
*I'm not going to tell him naberdy totally stole his sextapes.*

[Abacus]

*narration*
Abs killed himself because he got dumped by the most perfect man to ever walk into his life. RIP.

Scene.

[CuriousKlepto]

Aww, Abs What happened?

(Feel like posting his face now?)

[Mandalee]

Originally Posted by Abacus

*narration*
Abs killed himself because he got dumped by the most perfect man to ever walk into his life. RIP.

Scene.

Abbies!!! What happened!??

[DarkKnightJared]

Originally Posted by Norwegian_Fag

But enough about me. How's everybody doing? And more interestingly; how's y'all's sexlife!?

I'm doing alright--juggling around fairly well doing my school-work, my art, and my attempt at NaNoWriMo. Nothing to report on with the sex-life, though.

Originally Posted by CuriousKlepto

Everybody's getting laid now but me, sigh.

You're not the only one, Klep.

Originally Posted by Abacus

*narration*
Abs killed himself because he got dumped by the most perfect man to ever walk into his life. RIP.

Scene.

Aww! Sorry to hear that, man.

[RealEmotionX]

fuckers, hit me up on AIM!

[aldo mcgee]

Missy Elliott's "She's a Bitch" is playing
/The camera rolls up to follow a pair of legs strutting down the streets of Manhattan in some fierce ALDO boots. Camera pans back to show the full body back shot of a guy walking into the brownstone where all the roommates live. Guy turns around as he opens the door and we get a close-up shot of his face.

*narration*
It's time to show these children how it's really done.

/fade to black and "Tuesdays at 10pm" appears on screen

I will show up about 2/3 into the first season to spice things up. I'm very Heather Locklear in Melrose Place.

Originally Posted by Abacus

*narration*
Abs killed himself because he got dumped by the most perfect man to ever walk into his life. RIP.

Scene.

Awww, Absies. What had happa? I'm sorry.

[CuriousKlepto]

Originally Posted by RealEmotionX

fuckers, hit me up on AIM!

No means NO!

[marina]

Originally Posted by aldo mcgee

I'm very Heather Locklear in Melrose Place.

I hope your nose doesn't share the same fate has hers. That thing looks like the La Brea tar pits ate all the 1/2 off wet-n-wild concealer on the entire west coast.

[Norwegian_Fag]

Felt I had to share this; I now have a new hero.
It's now 8.58 in the morning and I just came home from a friends house after a night on the town (may the lord give blessings to Fridays with no school). My buddy, (who is gay), brought home some random guy, not even from the bar! From the street! He looked ok.. had a moustache though, cuz he was Latino, apparently... When we get there he puts a six-pack of beer on the table and just says good night, grabs the guys hand and walks off into the bedroom. We were left there on his couch, seven ppl and his mother was in the other room. It was epic. Don’t you just love sluts?

Originally Posted by amikaligula

And hand-monogamy is not a bad alternative to sceevy-creeps...

Frist off, you're right.. I'll be the Samatha of the show, since I'm the only one getting laid on a regular basis it seems O_o

Originally Posted by CuriousKlepto

(Feel like posting his face now?)

This made me laugh.
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Sorry to hear that Abs...