The Gay Thread

CuriousKlepto · 11-09-2009, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by naberdy

More info.

This girl who was stalking me tried to get my sperm from the garbage, which is why I started eating it. She's an idiot though, she was already six months pregnant at the time.

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Originally Posted by naberdy

I love when you guys go into your monologues.

You should start doing them. They're fun.

naberdy · 11-09-2009, 12:15 AM

I've tried I'm just not creative enough.

aldo mcgee · 11-09-2009, 12:17 AM

**narration
Klepto needs to take the stick outta his ass and get a dick up there post haste. I mean who really waits til they're perfectly in love to have sex. Just stick it in. That's my motto.

And what's with Noted Hero being "interested" in CK's sex life but not wanting to do it with him. Liars. They both so want each other. I guarantee they'll be bumping uglies soon.

CuriousKlepto · 11-09-2009, 12:24 AM

It's really easy. If I can learn to do it, you can learn to do it *cue song of the same name from Anistasia*

*narration*
Naberdy needs to come out of his shell more. How are supposed to get to know him? I think we just need to get him totes drunk. OMG So much Fun!

notedhero · 11-09-2009, 12:30 AM

*Yeah Yeah Yeahs, "Maps" playing*
I quickly loose sparks when I realize my views on sex aren't in line with prospects. In my sluttiness, I quickly realized that when people have the sex=love mindset, it just doesn't mix well with me. I was quickly disenchanted by the notion of love and marriage early on in life. Far be it from me to press my views on more idealistic people.
*end narration*

Anyways! It's totally easy naberdy, just insert a relevant song, say what you're thinking as though you're on The Hills, or any other vapid reality show, and if applicable, describe appropriate direction for the camera.

CuriousKlepto · 11-09-2009, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by aldo mcgee

And what's with Noted Hero being "interested" in CK's sex life but not wanting to do it with him. Liars. They both so want each other. I guarantee they'll be bumping uglies soon.

Aldo, why are you so insistent on me screwing whoever I'm absent-mindedly flirting with? I thought you said I need to bone Abs, now you've got me moving on to Noted. Next you're going to be saying Marina and I must hit skins. Oy, Gevalt!

Bretters · 11-09-2009, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by notedhero

sex=love mindset

Me!

notedhero · 11-09-2009, 12:33 AM

Whoa, whoa, a new face!

CuriousKlepto · 11-09-2009, 12:37 AM

They've been lurking for a while now. I've just revealed too much. Everyone now knows I investigate thread viewers.

notedhero · 11-09-2009, 12:38 AM

I always forget about the "who's watching'' thing at the bottom.

11-09-2009, 12:15 AM	#1252 (permalink)
naberdy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 440	I've tried I'm just not creative enough.
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11-09-2009, 12:17 AM	#1253 (permalink)
aldo mcgee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Soledad, CA Posts: 199	**narration Klepto needs to take the stick outta his ass and get a dick up there post haste. I mean who really waits til they're perfectly in love to have sex. Just stick it in. That's my motto. And what's with Noted Hero being "interested" in CK's sex life but not wanting to do it with him. Liars. They both so want each other. I guarantee they'll be bumping uglies soon.
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11-09-2009, 12:24 AM	#1254 (permalink)
CuriousKlepto Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wilkes-Barre Area, 10pts if you know where that is. Posts: 1,408	It's really easy. If I can learn to do it, you can learn to do it cue song of the same name from Anistasia narration Naberdy needs to come out of his shell more. How are supposed to get to know him? I think we just need to get him totes drunk. OMG So much Fun!
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11-09-2009, 12:30 AM	#1255 (permalink)
notedhero Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NYC Posts: 567	Yeah Yeah Yeahs, "Maps" playing I quickly loose sparks when I realize my views on sex aren't in line with prospects. In my sluttiness, I quickly realized that when people have the sex=love mindset, it just doesn't mix well with me. I was quickly disenchanted by the notion of love and marriage early on in life. Far be it from me to press my views on more idealistic people. end narration Anyways! It's totally easy naberdy, just insert a relevant song, say what you're thinking as though you're on The Hills, or any other vapid reality show, and if applicable, describe appropriate direction for the camera. __________________ "I don't need everyone knowing THAT. My telling you that I was a Canadian Popstar in the 90's(despite the fact that it looks like the 80's in my music videos) is not something I enjoy telling people." -CuriousKlepto Last edited by notedhero; 11-09-2009 at 12:32 AM.
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11-09-2009, 12:33 AM	#1258 (permalink)
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11-09-2009, 12:37 AM	#1259 (permalink)
CuriousKlepto Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wilkes-Barre Area, 10pts if you know where that is. Posts: 1,408	They've been lurking for a while now. I've just revealed too much. Everyone now knows I investigate thread viewers.
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notedhero Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NYC Posts: 567	I always forget about the "who's watching'' thing at the bottom.
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