The Gay Thread

[CuriousKlepto]

Originally Posted by Abacus

Hahaha! >=| Travel time's a bitch, yo.

Fine, I'll fill my car with hay and drive to the border.
*Meet Me Halfway plays in the background as I steal all of Rob's hay...and a goat.*

[aldo mcgee]

Originally Posted by notedhero

*Gasp*
Well...I never.
I feel betrayed.

It's been off and on for over a year. Nothing major. We see each other when we see each other and don't when we don't.

[CuriousKlepto]

Originally Posted by aldo mcgee

It's been off and on for over a year. Nothing major. We see each other when we see each other and don't when we don't.

I wish I had someone like this. I really don't like seeing/talking to people everyday.

[notedhero]

I personally like that kind of non-clingy companion based relationship.

[ITGrrl]

Originally Posted by notedhero

Welcome Grrrrrrrrl (I think I'm going to have too much fun with this name). You can be whatever. I just say gay because odds are in favor of the dick attracting my attention more than the vag, but if you want to split hairs, then I suppose I'd be bi (quite the virgin on that side though). The labels are more for everyone else than they are for yourself...or that what I like to tell myself.

I'm glad you like my name! I hate labels.. but i hate lying too.. sooo.. i married a man and that lasted 5 years. Love the guy.. but more like a brother.. (plus I get much wetter with woman, just what ya'll wanted to hear, right?) I can look at a man and enjoy what i see, but when it comes to the bedroom, I enjoy the softness of a female..

[ITGrrl]

Originally Posted by Abacus

Hey, you're lookin' kinda cute.. In that polka-dot bikini grrrrrrrrrrrrrl!

I thought i turned OFF my camera's.

[amikaligula]

Originally Posted by ITGrrl

I'm glad you like my name! I hate labels.. but i hate lying too.. sooo.. i married a man and that lasted 5 years. Love the guy.. but more like a brother.. (plus I get much wetter with woman, just what ya'll wanted to hear, right?) I can look at a man and enjoy what i see, but when it comes to the bedroom, I enjoy the softness of a female..

Ya, labels are annoying. You think they're useful until someone just gets it completely wrong. I liked pansexual for a while because... who the fuck know. Anyway, I still think it fits me best but explaining the term is too much like explaining my self to people and FUCK THAT. I guess I'm homoflexible because I like women the way you like men, but find them too soft. Of course give me an athletic girl or female David Bowie (who like to wear peterpan tights and has boyish red hair, ummm) and we have a different story. To me there's nothing better than making out with someone on the dance floor and neither knowing nor caring who is going to put what where once we get to the bedroom (or wherever). There's at least one infamous incident where I never checked the front even after we went home together. I figured it out once I realized she went to a women's college tho.

Girls tend to be better kissers tho. We need to change this guys. Come on, more practice on each other.

Incidentally, even though I don't get crushes on girls (or anybody) very often, I consistently fall for lesbians. To the point where I have like a 99% rate in my female gaydar because I can just go, "am I attracted to her? If yes, she is a lesbian." My male gaydar is much worse because I keep on getting it mixed with my I-want-to-fuck-you-dar. Though I do have a magic potion that turns guys gay, so maybe it's not as bad as I think...

Oh ya, my twin-cousin (born on the same date, same body type and rather similar overall) likes to point out that I'm attracted to girls who kinda look like her (skinny and flat-chested) because she likes to ruin any shred of happiness I mightpry from this world.

[aldo mcgee]

An entire bottle of wine alll on miy own says what?! Whaere my gays at?

[notedhero]

I'm here!
"Working out" out of boredom.
(I'm trying to balance out the pizza, biscuit, hamburger, and french fries I had today).
Oh, I also saw Star Trek, and I liked it. Pretty damn good movie, save for the unnecessary time anomaly done for the trekkies.

[amikaligula]

What is "working out" for you out of curiosity? I've been thinking I need to do a little of that myself.