The Gay Thread

amikaligula · 12-17-2009, 01:40 AM

Last time I went up to Toronto (you're in that area, right abs? Wasn't that where you met reality show guy?), a guy the exact same age as me got his head chopped off on the other coast. All that I'm saying is I don't approve of Canada's immigration policy as that is what I assume that whole thing was aboot.

Abacus · 12-17-2009, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by amikaligula

Last time I went up to Toronto (you're in that area, right abs? Wasn't that where you met reality show guy?), a guy the exact same age as me got his head chopped off on the other coast. All that I'm saying is I don't approve of Canada's immigration policy as that is what I assume that whole thing was aboot.

Oh, We Torontonians don't deal with the coasters. We're in the middle, and we consider ourselves better than the people to either side of us (cuz that's how we roll)...
There's always weird shit going down on the left coast. Weren't they finding random feet washing up on shore a couple of years ago there?

amikaligula · 12-17-2009, 02:10 AM

I only know about the decapitation because my phone died so a bunch of people assumed I had died. It was the greyhound thing and this was the one and only time I've used a greyhound because I thought it would be... I was high. Who the fuck knows.

But I agree with the Torontonian sentiments. I wanted to move there but then I realized half the people I already knew there were about to move back to where they came from because they couldn't find jobs. And these are people with things like "ambition" and "qualifications" which I am staunchly against acquiring, if I have learned nothing else from my college education. I'm so glad I'm racking up debt to learn this.

But my point was, or was to be, Toronto is easily in my top 5 cities in the world. There, you have a psuedo-compliment from a stranger.

Abacus · 12-17-2009, 02:47 AM

Much appreciated!

I'm living in the 'burbs a bit outside of Toronto right now (Actually, I live in the same town as super-sexy international male supermodel Andrew Stetson - look him up, so gorgeous), but I plan on moving to Toronto-proper ASAP.

Right now my main hurdles are my extremely clingy parents. The bright side is that because they are so against me moving out, I can blackmail them for other things. example: "You want me to live in the middle of nowhere with you?? FINE! Get me a car! And I claim the apartment downstairs." (This was a recent occurrence, so it's fresh in my mind.)

So now at least I get to move out of the actual house, and into the attached apartment downstairs (I'm living in my parents' basement, basically. How fucking cliche and frustrating is that???!), and a free car.

Why is it that I always spill out intimate details of my life all over this thread?? Y'all have some sorta voodoo magic up on me.

CuriousKlepto · 12-17-2009, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Abacus

Why is it that I always spill out intimate details of my life all over this thread?? Y'all have some sorta voodoo magic up on me.

I swear I haven't done any voodoo with anyone from this thread, takes too much energy from me if I don't have a personal belonging of whoever I'm trying to hex. I've spread cards based on you guys, but that's about it.

amikaligula · 12-17-2009, 03:11 AM

No, no, no.

If I understand you correctly, you are not living out of your parents' basement. You, god damn you, have it quite good. Not that I blame you for wanting to get away from your parents, I find those over a certain age who don't wish this and whose household is in good health are in some kind of arrested development which I view as unhealthy as I am an opinionated asshole who will translate his subconscious envy (my chance to stay at home was terminated quite a long time ago) into judgment. Rather, you have your own place and your own vehicle with maybe some weirdly clingy neighbors who will know your business with boundary issues. Unless they insist on stealing your tomatoes and shouting at you in a language you don't speak, you do not get away with this self-deprecation.

amikaligula · 12-17-2009, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by CuriousKlepto

I swear I haven't done any voodoo with anyone from this thread, takes too much energy from me if I don't have a personal belonging of whoever I'm trying to hex. I've spread cards based on you guys, but that's about it.

Did my cards bring all the boys to the yard?

Abacus · 12-17-2009, 04:54 AM

Okay okay, fair enough, I guess it isn't that bad... Although they do yell at me in foreign languages, I do understand and speak them all.

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Originally Posted by amikaligula

Did my cards bring all the boys to the yard?

This reminds me of some wonderful poetry I learned in my youth...

My Pokemon brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like, "You wanna play cards?"
Damn right, I wanna play cards,
I could beat you, I got Charizard!

PS- It's nearly 5am here, and I am up finishing my final assignment for the year. I have class in 6 hours, which means I have to leave the house in 4 1/2 in order to make it there on time... FML.

Mikey · 12-17-2009, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Draconis

Sooo.... I took a HUGE step today (for me personally): Coming out to my mum, fully. I felt it was time, as I've entered into my first serious relationship with a woman. I wanted her to, if not accept all parts of me, then at least know about them.

It went.. better than I expected. She took it about as well as an elderly, traditional English Catholic can take her daughter being into women.

Any updates?

stylizethis · 12-17-2009, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Abacus

My Pokemon brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like, "You wanna play cards?"
Damn right, I wanna play cards,
I could beat you, I got Charizard!

How old are you again?

12-17-2009, 01:40 AM	#1531 (permalink)
amikaligula Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 120	Last time I went up to Toronto (you're in that area, right abs? Wasn't that where you met reality show guy?), a guy the exact same age as me got his head chopped off on the other coast. All that I'm saying is I don't approve of Canada's immigration policy as that is what I assume that whole thing was aboot.
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12-17-2009, 02:10 AM	#1533 (permalink)
amikaligula Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 120	I only know about the decapitation because my phone died so a bunch of people assumed I had died. It was the greyhound thing and this was the one and only time I've used a greyhound because I thought it would be... I was high. Who the fuck knows. But I agree with the Torontonian sentiments. I wanted to move there but then I realized half the people I already knew there were about to move back to where they came from because they couldn't find jobs. And these are people with things like "ambition" and "qualifications" which I am staunchly against acquiring, if I have learned nothing else from my college education. I'm so glad I'm racking up debt to learn this. But my point was, or was to be, Toronto is easily in my top 5 cities in the world. There, you have a psuedo-compliment from a stranger.
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Abacus Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 738	Much appreciated! I'm living in the 'burbs a bit outside of Toronto right now (Actually, I live in the same town as super-sexy international male supermodel Andrew Stetson - look him up, so gorgeous), but I plan on moving to Toronto-proper ASAP. Right now my main hurdles are my extremely clingy parents. The bright side is that because they are so against me moving out, I can blackmail them for other things. example: "You want me to live in the middle of nowhere with you?? FINE! Get me a car! And I claim the apartment downstairs." (This was a recent occurrence, so it's fresh in my mind.) So now at least I get to move out of the actual house, and into the attached apartment downstairs (I'm living in my parents' basement, basically. How fucking cliche and frustrating is that???!), and a free car. Why is it that I always spill out intimate details of my life all over this thread?? Y'all have some sorta voodoo magic up on me. __________________ "You horrid sea hag, leave him alone!" - Patrice, 893: Vote Me "Somebody needs to hold a cross up to her forehead and let her just turn into dust or whatever happens to vampires, 'cause.. mmm..." - Patrice, 949: Winner Winner Chicken Dinner CLICK THERE: hell and heartaches Emerald Gritty
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12-17-2009, 03:11 AM	#1536 (permalink)
amikaligula Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 120	No, no, no. If I understand you correctly, you are not living out of your parents' basement. You, god damn you, have it quite good. Not that I blame you for wanting to get away from your parents, I find those over a certain age who don't wish this and whose household is in good health are in some kind of arrested development which I view as unhealthy as I am an opinionated asshole who will translate his subconscious envy (my chance to stay at home was terminated quite a long time ago) into judgment. Rather, you have your own place and your own vehicle with maybe some weirdly clingy neighbors who will know your business with boundary issues. Unless they insist on stealing your tomatoes and shouting at you in a language you don't speak, you do not get away with this self-deprecation.
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