The Gay Thread

[Newsy]

Originally Posted by meatwad

I'M 24, YOU'RE 24!
YOU'RE into guys, I'M into guys!
We're PERFECT for each other!
I'll be waiting in Queens. Hurry up.

are you the guy I met at the Viva show during April 15th? I do remember a gay guy wanting to start a gay thread.

and you have to meet my criteria of dudes before we can be together:

• you must be able to pull of a 5 o'clock shadow, and possibly a beard
• you must look good in a hoodie
• you can't dress any better than me (and I dress like dump), because that means you care too much about fashion, which makes you gay
• you like chicks. that's important.

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by Newsy

are you the guy I met at the Viva show during April 15th? I do remember a gay guy wanting to start a gay thread.

and you have to meet my criteria of dudes before we can be together:

• you must be able to pull of a 5 o'clock shadow, and possibly a beard
• you must look good in a hoodie
• you can't dress any better than me (and I dress like dump), because that means you care too much about fashion, which makes you gay
• you like chicks. that's important.

Irony tastes like candy, doesn't it?

[CuriousKlepto]

Originally Posted by Newsy

are you the guy I met at the Viva show during April 15th? I do remember a gay guy wanting to start a gay thread.

and you have to meet my criteria of dudes before we can be together:

• you must be able to pull of a 5 o'clock shadow, and possibly a beard
• you must look good in a hoodie
• you can't dress any better than me (and I dress like dump), because that means you care too much about fashion, which makes you gay
• you like chicks. that's important.

Except for that last one, I kinda have the same qualifications. Is that bad?

[Abacus]

#3 SO totally takes me out of newsy's sex-pool. I am far too homosexual

I think I'd like the first two in my dude too, aktch.

[CuriousKlepto]

So how was everyone's weekend? Do anyone weird or interesting?

[meatwad]

Originally Posted by Newsy

are you the guy I met at the Viva show during April 15th? I do remember a gay guy wanting to start a gay thread.

Yup, that's me. My goal is to poison the various forums I'm on by creating gay threads.

And I just can't seem to pull of that whole "liking girls" thing. Like, someone would occasionally ask... Who would you go straight for? And I can't think of anyone. I'm so fixated on not wanting to stick it in her. Eww, yuck.

But speaking of the opposite sex... How many of you are gold stars?

I. Am a gold star.

[CuriousKlepto]

Originally Posted by meatwad

But speaking of the opposite sex... How many of you are gold stars?

I. Am a gold star.

I'm totally out of the loop. What's a gold star?

[Abacus]

Good lord, I am definitely a gold star.

Originally Posted by CuriousKlepto

I'm totally out of the loop. What's a gold star?

It means you've never been tainted with the touch of a woman.

[CuriousKlepto]

O'kay, then I guess I am one too.

EDIT: Not entirely true anymore.

[DarkKnightJared]

Originally Posted by CuriousKlepto

So how was everyone's weekend? Do anyone weird or interesting?

Not really.

Originally Posted by meatwad

But speaking of the opposite sex... How many of you are gold stars?

No, but not from my own volition.