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Old 02-03-2009, 10:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Geek Social Aptitude Test

Came across this test today and was just curious what everyone else on the forum would get.

GSAT: The Geek Social Aptitude Test



Now go score yourselves, ya buncha nerds.




(p.s. I got a 15)

*Edit* Decided to post the questions

1. I own and wear t-shirts featuring the logos of computer/operating system manufacturers.
2. I am over the age of 22 and live with my parents.
3. I am, according to the medical definition, obese.
4. On an average day more of my human interaction happens on message boards or in blog comments than with actual other people.
5. I have ended real friendships over arguments about computer or product choices.
6. I very seriously and passionately try to talk people into buying or switching to my OS/phone/product of choice.
7. I commonly use very specific technical jargon without considering whether or not the person I'm talking to understands it.
8. I hold an engineering or IT degree.
9. I have made a member of the opposite sex sit and watch me play video games for an hour or more.
10. I play with my phone at restaurants.
11. Almost all of my jokes are actually just catchphrases or references to The Simpsons, Family Guy, Borat, or any other popular comedic film or show.
12. I have a medical problem that makes me sweat a lot.
13. I live or have lived for an extended period completely nocturnally, sitting at my computer all night and sleeping all day.
14. I generally do not leave my home if it's not necessary for work or food retrieval.
15. I have over 50,000 Xbox 360 Gamerpoints.
16. I work in electronics retail.
17. I generally am only friends with other Apple people/Windows people.
18. My sense of humor is more in line with 4chan than any other comedic source.
19. I hang out exclusively with members of the same sex.
20. I own and wear a cowboy hat, Kangol hat, fedora and/or bowler.
21. I am the dominant talker in most conversations I have.
22. I think the Star Wars trilogy/Star Trek series is the greatest thing ever put to celluloid and will argue all night about it.
23. When I hang out with my friends, we usually play Risk, Axis and Allies, Dungeons and Dragons and/or Settlers of Catan.
24. I have a level 80 character in World of Warcraft.
25. I've dressed up as a video game character/manga character in public on a day other than Halloween.
26. I say internet acronyms such as LOL and BRB out loud.
27. I own a sword, nunchucks and/or throwing stars.
28. I'm an obsessive collector.
29. I make my own image macros.
30. I am really, really into my cat. Like, really.
31. I have corrected someone's spelling or grammar on a message board or in blog comments.
32. I have authored and obsessively updated Wikipedia entries about cartoons from the 80's.
33. I breathe through my mouth, mostly.
34. I've read all of the greatest novels ever published, all of which happen to be graphic novels.
35. I suffer from halitosis and/or a laziness-based aversion to dental hygiene.
36. I vote for politicians based on their stance on net neutrality.
37. My dream girl has eyes the size of dinner plates, is part robot or, optimally, both.
38. I am a very active member of a private, invite-only BitTorrent tracker with extremely strict ratio/bitrate requirements.
39. I regularly ingest caffeine through unconventional means.
40. I'm convinced that I would be happier if I worked on the Starship Enterprise.
41. I do things for the "lulz."
42. I always have the last word in online arguments. Always.
43. I wear sweatpants more than any other type of pants.
44. I am a guy and I have a ponytail.
45. I believe that it's the rest of the world that's awkward and I actually have everything pretty much figured out.
46. I have a hard drive exclusively dedicated to porn.
47. I write letters to companies and consumer interest blogs whenever I feel that I've been wronged.
48. I'm married in Second Life but single in real life.
49. I read Gizmodo more than the New York Times.
50. I am offended by this test. Now, for the scoring. Simply add up your points and click on where you fall below to get your diagnosis.

Results: Click on the points you got
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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you should +5 more just for your banner sig


oh, and I got 14. You'll never know which ones
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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3!

I feel special.
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i got 4.
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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4 - I'm as shocked as you.
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Guess I'm an oddball IT guy. I got a 3.
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Only 8 here. A lot of the factors in the test are too extreme for me to qualify.
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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5 I'm suprised as hell
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
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14. Guess I'm not as much of a geek as I thought.
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