"A girl will never forget the first boy she likes"

kattywhompas · 01-13-2009, 08:02 AM

My first crush was in 4th grade right before my dad was transferred to Germany. His name is John Hebgen and he was my neighbor and just some chubby kid in our class. He grew up to be a very good looking man. I just saw him at the bank in small town Wisconsin over the holiday.

My first love was right after I moved to Germany. His name was Ryan William Kirk. We used to play tether ball together at recess every day and eat lunch together. He was the first person I told when I got my period. I tried searching for him, but alas, have been unable to located him with the interwebs.

Where ever you are Capt'n Kirk, best wishes.

Sparrow · 01-13-2009, 08:56 AM

Macauley Culkin. Kindergarten was all about the Mac Attack.

Mundane Soul · 01-13-2009, 08:59 AM

My first crush was a girl in kindergarten named Dana, but then, I'm pretty sure half the boys in my class had a crush on her. She moved away a year or two later.

My first love was my Junior year of High School, a girl named Jennifer Stonecipher. I've spent most of my adult life regretting breaking things off with her. We were a freaking perfect match, and I broke it off because I wanted to go play the field.

shantastic · 01-13-2009, 10:05 AM

first crush was micah bozeman in kindergarten. i kissed him at naptime once and then after that we would hold hands throughout naptime until the teacher caught us and wouldn't let us sleep next to each other anymore.

first love was jay. and i don't want to talk about it.

Grapist · 01-13-2009, 10:10 AM

My first crush was on my Kindergarten teacher. She was a hot mexican lady who wore low cut mexican dresses.

I didn't have time for girls... I wanted a woman.

DrunkenButterfly · 01-13-2009, 11:41 AM

The first boy I ever liked was Renan, in kindergarten. We were like.. 4 or 5 years old, and while playing tag (the safe place was under the table, we were both under it) he asked me to be his girlfriend. Our relationship was based on winking at each other secretively around the other kids while we played games. I don't remember how long it lasted.
I saw him again when I was like... 8 or 9... my best friend went on to tell him I had told her we used to be boyfriend and girlfriend and the little bastard acted like nothing happened - I was so embarassed I nearly dug a hole in the sand box we were playing in and hid in it.
Now I have no idea what he is doing, my mom ran into his mother some time ago, but I don't remember her telling me about him.

Uncast · 01-13-2009, 07:30 PM

My first "girlfriend" was Serena Baker. She and her mom and sisters moved away to some southern state when we were 9 but we started being bf/gf when we were around 7. I was so convinced at the time that we'd get married someday and thank god we didn't. Last I heard, she's been in and out of jail (along with her older sister) since she was 14.

marina · 01-13-2009, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Uncast

My first "girlfriend" was Serena Baker. She and her mom and sisters moved away to some southern state when we were 9 but we started being bf/gf when we were around 7. I was so convinced at the time that we'd get married someday and thank god we didn't. Last I heard, she's been in and out of jail (along with her older sister) since she was 14.

Awe. Your love could have saved her!

j/k. That's dumb.

DJ Trashy · 01-14-2009, 06:30 AM

I recently had a woman ask me if I remembered when I kissed her back in like ...... well, it was probably thirty years ago. Now how the fuck am I supposed to remember that? I looked her up in a school yearbook and she was kinda cute too. So she will never forget it, and I'm an asshole for not remembering.

Guys are so fucked.

motownguy · 01-14-2009, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ Trashy

I recently had a woman ask me if I remembered when I kissed her back in like ...... well, it was probably thirty years ago. Now how the fuck am I supposed to remember that? I looked her up in a school yearbook and she was kinda cute too. So she will never forget it, and I'm an asshole for not remembering.

Guys are so fucked.

Word.

01-13-2009, 08:02 AM	#21 (permalink)
kattywhompas Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 224	My first crush was in 4th grade right before my dad was transferred to Germany. His name is John Hebgen and he was my neighbor and just some chubby kid in our class. He grew up to be a very good looking man. I just saw him at the bank in small town Wisconsin over the holiday. My first love was right after I moved to Germany. His name was Ryan William Kirk. We used to play tether ball together at recess every day and eat lunch together. He was the first person I told when I got my period. I tried searching for him, but alas, have been unable to located him with the interwebs. Where ever you are Capt'n Kirk, best wishes. __________________ Just Kat
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01-13-2009, 08:56 AM	#22 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	Macauley Culkin. Kindergarten was all about the Mac Attack.
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01-13-2009, 08:59 AM	#23 (permalink)
Mundane Soul Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: misshuri Posts: 209	My first crush was a girl in kindergarten named Dana, but then, I'm pretty sure half the boys in my class had a crush on her. She moved away a year or two later. My first love was my Junior year of High School, a girl named Jennifer Stonecipher. I've spent most of my adult life regretting breaking things off with her. We were a freaking perfect match, and I broke it off because I wanted to go play the field.
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shantastic Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: lawrence, kansas Posts: 334	first crush was micah bozeman in kindergarten. i kissed him at naptime once and then after that we would hold hands throughout naptime until the teacher caught us and wouldn't let us sleep next to each other anymore. first love was jay. and i don't want to talk about it.
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Grapist Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 2,260	My first crush was on my Kindergarten teacher. She was a hot mexican lady who wore low cut mexican dresses. I didn't have time for girls... I wanted a woman.
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01-13-2009, 11:41 AM	#26 (permalink)
DrunkenButterfly Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: England Posts: 133	The first boy I ever liked was Renan, in kindergarten. We were like.. 4 or 5 years old, and while playing tag (the safe place was under the table, we were both under it) he asked me to be his girlfriend. Our relationship was based on winking at each other secretively around the other kids while we played games. I don't remember how long it lasted. I saw him again when I was like... 8 or 9... my best friend went on to tell him I had told her we used to be boyfriend and girlfriend and the little bastard acted like nothing happened - I was so embarassed I nearly dug a hole in the sand box we were playing in and hid in it. Now I have no idea what he is doing, my mom ran into his mother some time ago, but I don't remember her telling me about him. __________________ No butterflies were harmed in the making of this Username.
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01-13-2009, 07:30 PM	#27 (permalink)
Uncast Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,229	My first "girlfriend" was Serena Baker. She and her mom and sisters moved away to some southern state when we were 9 but we started being bf/gf when we were around 7. I was so convinced at the time that we'd get married someday and thank god we didn't. Last I heard, she's been in and out of jail (along with her older sister) since she was 14.
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01-14-2009, 06:30 AM	#29 (permalink)
DJ Trashy Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 870	I recently had a woman ask me if I remembered when I kissed her back in like ...... well, it was probably thirty years ago. Now how the fuck am I supposed to remember that? I looked her up in a school yearbook and she was kinda cute too. So she will never forget it, and I'm an asshole for not remembering. Guys are so fucked.
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