Go Fuck Yourself..

BrownEyedBtch · 05-26-2009, 06:00 PM

Leave innocent produce alone!!!

Mikey · 05-26-2009, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draconis

Stop being a fat-fuck little bitch that goes around insulting people for no fucking reason from behind the safety of your computer. [= Oh, and have a nice day.

Nebraskacountrygirl · 05-27-2009, 11:18 AM

Fuck you bankruptcy lawyer! Thanks for being an asshole and not filing the right form for me to get divorced!

BTW, everything I've posted has been said to the actual people first.

swiggy · 05-27-2009, 11:23 AM

If nothing we have in the store is "nice", and you have to complain about absolutely everything we say/do/have, then why in the fuck do you continually come back to shop here?

It has to be a social thing...

The Gunner · 05-27-2009, 08:47 PM

One day, sir, it will be just you and me standing in a room. But then, you won't have those bars on your chest to hide behind. You are a fucking dead man.

Hey, I kinda like this thread.

Lord of the Cock Rings · 05-27-2009, 10:59 PM

Hey [co-worker] take a fucking shower once in a while! You rarely stink, since you love the Brut33 aftershave, but I can tell when no water or shampoo has touched your greasy comb-over. You're gross and we only tolerate you becuz you have the most years in. It's also why you have that embarrassing nick-name that you just found out about.

And if you're ever alone in a room with the Gunner.... watch the fuck out.

Noahfingway · 05-28-2009, 12:03 AM

Porqué lo hace usted vivo en este país y no hablar inglés?

La visita, se divierte, hace a amigos. Aprenda la lengua o vaya a casa.

Draconis · 05-28-2009, 12:07 AM

I wonder how you liked the drain-cleaner I poured in your shampoo. Or the water in your laptop. Or the brick through your windshield. Or the hot sauce in your eye-drops. [=

DON'T FUCK WITH ME AGAIN, OR I WILL kill YOU. No joke.

Ugh.. I REALLY wish I could say that one..

ElleJ · 05-28-2009, 12:12 AM

Um, you can.

Draconis · 05-28-2009, 12:32 AM

Erm, and not get arrested for it. [= I think some of those things are offenses against the law here.

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Lord of the Cock Rings Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: a small dark room in a basement on an isthmus Posts: 2,387	Hey [co-worker] take a fucking shower once in a while! You rarely stink, since you love the Brut33 aftershave, but I can tell when no water or shampoo has touched your greasy comb-over. You're gross and we only tolerate you becuz you have the most years in. It's also why you have that embarrassing nick-name that you just found out about. And if you're ever alone in a room with the Gunner.... watch the fuck out.
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Noahfingway Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Under the freeway bridge. Posts: 457	Porqué lo hace usted vivo en este país y no hablar inglés? La visita, se divierte, hace a amigos. Aprenda la lengua o vaya a casa.
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Draconis Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Califuckyourfacia Posts: 1,536	I wonder how you liked the drain-cleaner I poured in your shampoo. Or the water in your laptop. Or the brick through your windshield. Or the hot sauce in your eye-drops. [= DON'T FUCK WITH ME AGAIN, OR I WILL kill YOU. No joke. Ugh.. I REALLY wish I could say that one..
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