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Old 08-30-2010, 10:46 PM   #201 (permalink)
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you low-life, dickless, dead-beat dad. you're such a fucking parasite that all you can do is go from one broad with no self-esteem to the next so that they can support you. your own fucking kids don't even wanna be bothered with you. you're lucky that the police came in time before i actually stabbed you with that screwdriver and you're even luckier that the last bitch only bleached your clothes and not your cock-sucking face.

i.hate.you.
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Old 08-30-2010, 11:28 PM   #202 (permalink)
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Hey, tiny piece of hangnail that wont come off of my pinky finger........ gofuckyrself
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Old 08-31-2010, 12:21 AM   #203 (permalink)
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JFGI...JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT...WHY GOD WHY DID I EVER GIVE YOU ANY TECHNOLOGY ADVICE
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Old 08-31-2010, 12:46 AM   #204 (permalink)
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Today went pretty good.
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Old 08-31-2010, 02:12 AM   #205 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2010, 02:51 AM   #206 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2010, 03:41 AM   #207 (permalink)
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Fuck you, cunt! I test all my products personally, and have them tested by different people with varying skin types before I market them! My product did NOT give you a scarring rash.

Eat a fuckin' dick.
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Old 08-31-2010, 12:37 PM   #208 (permalink)
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Ode to my ex:

Take the kids, all the money, all my stuff, everything but the clothes on my back.
Make me work two jobs to pay our bills, stick me with all the debts. All that and
I'm STILL happier without you, cunt.



Oh, and FUCK YOU!

The preceding is in breach of the terms of my legal separation. Eat it.
Here's a long overdue update, bitch!

Thought you were so fucking smart; kicking the kids out a week after I moved in with my new girlfriend. Figured I'd self-distruct, send the kids, tails tucked between their legs, back to you and your idiot boyfriend? Failing that you were damned sure me taking the kids on would destroy my new relationship, right? Five people in a two bedroom apartment? That was a slam dunk wasn't it?

Wrong! As usual, you self absorbed, martyred, fat ass, twat!

The girls LOVE living with me. The night I picked them up in your driveway crying their eyes out was the last day they would ever live with you. That was EXACTLY what I wanted you dumb cunt! MUAHAHAHAHA! Thought you'd cramp my new bachelor lifesytle? BAH! You are a pathetic moron.

After 6 months, not a dime in Child Support from you, working 3 jobs now to pay the bills, spending every dime I had in savings to put a household together for my new family... and I'm still happier than a pig in shit!

The best thing I ever did was leave your sorry ass. My only regret is that I didn't do it 10 years ago. I'm truely sorry for the emotional abuse I could have averted for the girls. GO FUCK YOURSELF!

PS. You don't know it yet but I'm having you served tomorrow. Child support works both ways you dead beat bitch! See you in court, cunt.
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Old 08-31-2010, 12:52 PM   #209 (permalink)
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^ AWESOME.
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Old 08-31-2010, 01:24 PM   #210 (permalink)
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Aint it just!

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