Go Fuck Yourself..

typicallistener · 09-02-2010, 01:09 PM

I don't know. Old habits die hard, I guess

I have a Facebook with a few dozen people on it, just real life friends and family and such. Otherwise this is the only other social outlet on the internet that I still frequent

Cretaceous Bob · 09-02-2010, 01:15 PM

Dude, delete us out of your history and delete the bookmark.

Stop spending time where nobody wants you.

typicallistener · 09-02-2010, 01:20 PM

Well now that I know that I'm not wanted, I had better go home and slice wrists

Additionally, this thread is twenty four pages deep and nobody else has focused the "Go Fuck Yourself.." beam at themselves? I wasn't aware that there were so many infallibly self-actualized individuals in the KATG community.

Cretaceous Bob · 09-02-2010, 01:47 PM

Sentence 1: Establish how FUCKING BADASS I am by showing that I DON'T CARE ABOUT PEOPLE'S OPINIONS

Sentence 2: Be butthurt about people's opinions.

I just said "leave", dumbshit, and you clearly don't have a good reason for not doing it if the most you can do for a retort is act like "leave" and "slice wrists" are synonymous.

typicallistener · 09-02-2010, 01:50 PM

I sincerely apologize. I've only been on the internet since yesterday, you see, so I'm not quite sure how it all works yet. And I do care very much about peoples' opinion of me. Just not any of yours.

Cretaceous Bob · 09-02-2010, 01:56 PM

MY TIME IS SO USELESSLY SPENT THAT I MUST TRY TO DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION FROM THAT FACT BY TRYING TO INSIST THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION, DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU HAVEN'T RENDERED ONE.

typicallistener · 09-02-2010, 01:57 PM

settle down bro

Cretaceous Bob · 09-02-2010, 02:16 PM

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION OF MY BIG LETTERS BECAUSE I'M SO COOL AND MY TIME IS SO WELL SPENT.

I'M GOING TO GO DRINK MOUNTAIN DEW AND SKATEBOARD WITH MY FACE AND AFTER THAT I'M GOING TO GO TALK TO PEOPLE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY.

Space Indaver · 09-02-2010, 05:12 PM

I liked the "skateboard with my face" part.

Fuck you, bathroom, for being so damn far away*.

Actually, fuck you ex-girlfriend for being the best thing in the world for a few months then not having the mental strength to say there's something wrong before it was too late and you'd lost the love. I'm very close to wishing I'd never met you, and each day you don't call to say you miss me I'm mentally kicking you in the shin. Hard.

* Edit: I haven't shat myself, I just can't be bothered getting up to clean my teeth.

typicallistener · 09-02-2010, 05:25 PM

Sorry for your dump.

09-02-2010, 01:09 PM	#231 (permalink)
typicallistener Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,940	I don't know. Old habits die hard, I guess I have a Facebook with a few dozen people on it, just real life friends and family and such. Otherwise this is the only other social outlet on the internet that I still frequent
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09-02-2010, 01:15 PM	#232 (permalink)
Cretaceous Bob Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,514	Dude, delete us out of your history and delete the bookmark. Stop spending time where nobody wants you.
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09-02-2010, 01:20 PM	#233 (permalink)
typicallistener Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,940	Well now that I know that I'm not wanted, I had better go home and slice wrists Additionally, this thread is twenty four pages deep and nobody else has focused the "Go Fuck Yourself.." beam at themselves? I wasn't aware that there were so many infallibly self-actualized individuals in the KATG community.
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09-02-2010, 01:47 PM	#234 (permalink)
Cretaceous Bob Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,514	Sentence 1: Establish how FUCKING BADASS I am by showing that I DON'T CARE ABOUT PEOPLE'S OPINIONS Sentence 2: Be butthurt about people's opinions. I just said "leave", dumbshit, and you clearly don't have a good reason for not doing it if the most you can do for a retort is act like "leave" and "slice wrists" are synonymous.
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09-02-2010, 01:50 PM	#235 (permalink)
typicallistener Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,940	I sincerely apologize. I've only been on the internet since yesterday, you see, so I'm not quite sure how it all works yet. And I do care very much about peoples' opinion of me. Just not any of yours.
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09-02-2010, 01:56 PM	#236 (permalink)
Cretaceous Bob Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,514	MY TIME IS SO USELESSLY SPENT THAT I MUST TRY TO DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION FROM THAT FACT BY TRYING TO INSIST THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION, DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU HAVEN'T RENDERED ONE.
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09-02-2010, 01:57 PM	#237 (permalink)
typicallistener Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,940	settle down bro
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09-02-2010, 02:16 PM	#238 (permalink)
Cretaceous Bob Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,514	I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION OF MY BIG LETTERS BECAUSE I'M SO COOL AND MY TIME IS SO WELL SPENT. I'M GOING TO GO DRINK MOUNTAIN DEW AND SKATEBOARD WITH MY FACE AND AFTER THAT I'M GOING TO GO TALK TO PEOPLE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY.
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09-02-2010, 05:12 PM	#239 (permalink)
Space Indaver Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 406	I liked the "skateboard with my face" part. Fuck you, bathroom, for being so damn far away. Actually, fuck you ex-girlfriend for being the best thing in the world for a few months then not having the mental strength to say there's something wrong before it was too late and you'd lost the love. I'm very close to wishing I'd never met you, and each day you don't call to say you miss me I'm mentally kicking you in the shin. Hard. Edit: I haven't shat myself, I just can't be bothered getting up to clean my teeth. __________________ Geek talk show :: Steam :: XBL: Space Indaver :: KATG Playmates
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09-02-2010, 05:25 PM	#240 (permalink)
typicallistener Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,940	Sorry for your dump.
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