Go Fuck Yourself..

[Nebraskacountrygirl]

Originally Posted by Spencer to Adventure

That's a lame excuse. If you really like the guy, why would you wait n' bait? Get some balls and ask him out, because being tiered of making the first move is a horrible reason to delay potential relationships or happiness.

I've had a rough couple of years, it would be nice to have them make the first move. When your husband cheats on you for someone that isn't even drinking age and says that he loves this girl so much.... well, lets just say that i'm fed up with being rejected. If he asks me out, then I will feel, well, wanted. I've never broken up with a guy before, it's always been the other way around. I'm a little tired of it.

[TheInfamousBiGD]

Put them lesbian lips on my cock

[marina]

Originally Posted by as1eeponatrain

i'm glad you break your foot all the time.

COL - Chortle Out Loud.

Dear guy on twitter who doesn't listen to KATG, would be offended by it and facebook messages me constantly about the things you do. I don't fucking care. If I wasn't so lazy I'd unfriend you... oh wait, I just did. Nevermind. You're still self-righteous and self-absorbed.

EDIT: Like, why do you tweet simple colloquialisms as if they are pearls of wisdom falling from your knee-jerk liberal mouth, like, constantly, without reprieve?

[Skatingwithpenguins]

I want my colostomy bag back.....you know who you are.

[Mikey]

Originally Posted by Skatingwithpenguins

I want my colostomy bag back.....you know who you are.

piss off. its mine now.

[archicat]

Originally Posted by Skatingwithpenguins

I want my colostomy bag back.....you know who you are.

Fuck you... and welcome to the forums .

[Brad]

Fuck YOU, (random name)!!!

I was trying to have a great time one night, and you showed up and made yourself the center of attention, and started CUTTING yourself!

I was just trying to enjoy my drunk. So fuck you, anonymous person. Nevar forget.

[Somethingdumb]

Originally Posted by Uncast

Insert passive-aggressive angry rant here directed at someone specific but without naming anyone in particular so that when the person it was really directed at confronts me, I can just say it wasn't about them and never really have to confront anyone because I am a coward.

Add in some disgusting, vulgar, violent and mostly illegal things that I never really plan on doing to you because I don't have the courage but which I would love to do inside my mind because I am in fact a coward.

Furthermore, here's some personal attacks, snide comments about your lack of talent in things, insults of loved ones and friends you care about and vulgar and/or violent things I want to do to them but not really because in case you haven't guess by now in this rant, I am a coward.

But who fuckin cares. It's the internet. None of us are real.

You win. You are the winner of this thread.

[Somethingdumb]

Vegetables dont belong up there. You know who you are.


PS- That baby is about to fall off the counter. You should put some pants on and do something about that.

[scotticus]

Quit pretending like you're a victim and not a retard, you stupid whore. And worshiping serial killers is retarded. Not even borderline retarded. Like, actually retarded.