Go Fuck Yourself..

BlueNote · 05-30-2009, 03:53 AM

Why the fuck did you let me down now? We have been doing just fine for the last year and half, and then you had to go fucking completely fall apart on me now. I know you were litereally hanging by a fucking thread this whole last month, but I thought we could make it through a little longer. There's nothing that can replace you at this point, I just can't really afford that shit right now. Thanks a whole fucking lot for everything.

(to my cell phone, from me)

Skatingwithpenguins · 05-30-2009, 06:05 AM

Without my colostomy bag I have nowhere to keep my tropical fish...so return it now!
I have a blackbelt in origami....don't make me use it!

Draconis · 05-30-2009, 10:47 AM

No, you cannot get a dog. You haven't even seen the one you 'want'. If you 'can't afford' rent, you can't afford a dog.

/sigh. This would cause some maaaajor waves. =\

Mikey · 05-30-2009, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Draconis

No, you cannot get a dog. You haven't even seen the one you 'want'. If you 'can't afford' rent, you can't afford a dog.

/sigh. This would cause some maaaajor waves. =\

trouble is a brewin..............

More_yoghurt · 05-30-2009, 03:04 PM

Why did you fuck him? Go fuck your self and go crawl up and die.

NotQuite · 05-30-2009, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by More_yoghurt

Why did you fuck him? Go fuck your self and go crawl up and die.

Fuuuuuccccckkk you and welcome to the forums!

More_yoghurt · 05-30-2009, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by NotQuite

Fuuuuuccccckkk you and welcome to the forums!

well thanx been listenign for a while since i was 13... im 14

Mikey · 05-31-2009, 02:45 AM

girls.

can't live with 'em, can't kill em'

More_yoghurt · 05-31-2009, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikey

girls.

can't live with 'em, can't kill em'

damn straight.

NotQuite · 05-31-2009, 08:22 AM

Ya know, they make a shampoo for that(works downstairs too).

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BlueNote Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: OC, Bitches Posts: 180	Why the fuck did you let me down now? We have been doing just fine for the last year and half, and then you had to go fucking completely fall apart on me now. I know you were litereally hanging by a fucking thread this whole last month, but I thought we could make it through a little longer. There's nothing that can replace you at this point, I just can't really afford that shit right now. Thanks a whole fucking lot for everything. (to my cell phone, from me)
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