guess the race

[Mikey]

Thibodaux, Louisiana (AHN) - A Louisiana woman now faces charges after calling 911 to complain that her onion rings were cold. She summoned police to the Malt-N-Burger Wednesday night where officers arrested her. 30-year-old Sharita Williams was irate over the temperature of her food, the Thibodauz Daily Comet reported.

Williams told police the food was cold when she received it and the attendant refused to replace it with a new order, the report says. At that point, Williams dialed 911. She was arrested and issued a summons for misuse of the 911 system. She was released and given a December court date.

In many states, its a crime to call 911 for a non-emergency. Law enforcement officials say these types of calls not only waste time and money, but can also be dangerous. In many areas, a conviction for a first offense can result in fines of $50 to $300 and 90 days in jail.

[conradsmiley]

This one is easy, gotta' remove the names... they're a dead give away. in any case, she's black....

[CandleGirl]

I've got one... this happened this morning at the hospital I work at.

Man drives car into clinic entrance

No injuries have been reported after a man drove his vehicle into Franciscan Skemp Clinic early this morning, barricaded himself of the second-floor of the clinic and threatened to ignite what he said was a beer bottle full of gasoline, authorities said.

(Name), 51, drove his minivan about 30 feet into the entrance of the building at about 6:15 a.m., according to La Crosse police. The man then exited his vehicle and barricaded himself in a second-floor wing of the clinic for about one hour, police said. He told that he had a beer bottle filled with gasoline and threatened to ignite it, according to police.

The man voluntarily surrendered to police without incident about one hour later. Police found no weapons or explosives on the man after arrest.

The clinic was evacuated after the incident, and all appointments before noon were canceled.

Police said the man was a patient and had a history of problems with the clinic.

Police investigator Marion Byerson and bomb-dog Ira searched the scene, which is now secured.

[conradsmiley]

Man drives car into clinic entrance

Hmmm, I'll have to say white, probably on meth

[Franzi]

Originally Posted by conradsmiley

Man drives car into clinic entrance

Hmmm, I'll have to say white, probably on meth

Agreed. Besides, when was the last time you've heard of a black person barricading themselves from the cops? Don't they usually just run?

[Cubby]

I say he's a Korean guy. Asian people often have a high level of stress. Plus he was going to burn himself...like those monks. Also Korean people eat dogs.

[CandleGirl]

And the answer is..... [insert drum roll here]

WHITE!

Well, I guess I don't know that for sure, but his name is Geoffrey Fitzgerald, which sounds pretty damn white to me.

Originally Posted by CandleGirl

I've got one... this happened this morning at the hospital I work at.

Man drives car into clinic entrance

No injuries have been reported after a man drove his vehicle into Franciscan Skemp Clinic early this morning, barricaded himself of the second-floor of the clinic and threatened to ignite what he said was a beer bottle full of gasoline, authorities said.

(Name), 51, drove his minivan about 30 feet into the entrance of the building at about 6:15 a.m., according to La Crosse police. The man then exited his vehicle and barricaded himself in a second-floor wing of the clinic for about one hour, police said. He told that he had a beer bottle filled with gasoline and threatened to ignite it, according to police.

The man voluntarily surrendered to police without incident about one hour later. Police found no weapons or explosives on the man after arrest.

The clinic was evacuated after the incident, and all appointments before noon were canceled.

Police said the man was a patient and had a history of problems with the clinic.

Police investigator Marion Byerson and bomb-dog Ira searched the scene, which is now secured.

[Guy]

Originally Posted by Cubby

I say he's a Korean guy. Asian people often have a high level of stress. Plus he was going to burn himself...like those monks. Also Korean people eat dogs.

Ok... I can't really imagine a 51 one-year-old Korean guy do that. But sometimes Koreans can be kind of outrageous.

[Scumhook]

So far I'm batting 1000