Robin

william · 05-29-2006, 08:50 PM

Presented for your wonderment.

I first met Robin on a job interview arranged by a mutual friend. She was a receptionist / assistant to a fashion consultant and I interviewed with her boss.

I thought I was under qualified for the position and was upfront with the interviewer. Afterwards he told Robin to take me out to dinner on the company.

She filled me in on parts of her life; how she was an orphan who wanted to be a pilot but couldn’t afford aviation school so instead she wound up at F.I.T. and was now working in the industry. She thought her boss wanted to sleep with her but he was too old for her (would she have fucked him if he was twenty years younger?) and how she was now living in midtown with some roommates. That’s about all I remember.

We swapped numbers and I was thinking the usual male crap – Robin wasn’t bad looking. She had a tight little body and was kind of quirky. I wouldn’t have dated her but I would have fucked her.

About three months go by and she calls me asking if there are any openings where I work. Lucky her, there is. After interviewing with Eve (who she mentions in the recordings), Robin calls me up and starts ranting about Eve's a lesbian, blah, blah, and how she probably won't get hired because she's not gonna sleep with her.

Whatever. The next day I forget all about her.

Two years go by and I start getting calls.

“When a man fucks with a man, the man getting fucked should fuck the man doing the fucking” - Robin

http://rapidshare.com/files/224242159/ROBIN-1.mp3.html

Annie · 05-29-2006, 09:14 PM

What the hell?
What is she talking about "you guys" screwing her over? And about money?

william · 05-29-2006, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Annie

What the hell?
What is she talking about "you guys" screwing her over? And about money?

There's two more files where she explains how we're screwing her over.

I can't get attachments to work.

Annie · 05-29-2006, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by william

There's two more files where she explains how we're screwing her over.

I can't get attachments to work.

What do you do?
From the story in your first post - it sounds like you barely know her. How can you screw her over?

Razorback · 05-29-2006, 10:50 PM

dude please explain wtf this is about

blue eyes · 05-29-2006, 10:52 PM

There must be some kind of mental illness here. Is she delusional?

william · 05-29-2006, 11:08 PM

More to come and an explanation as soon as I can upload attachments.

Shalomprincess · 05-30-2006, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by william

More to come and an explanation as soon as I can upload attachments.

I am so confused about what the hell is going on, hopefully it will make sense when your done explaining. This chick sounds like a nut case.

DanClass · 05-30-2006, 12:22 AM

these are all paranoid stories

"10 years or longer living as an animal"

people are out to get her; steal from her

it's pretty disorganized with wandering from subject to subject

lots of religion

this is a schizophrenic baby

she needs to get back on the meds

lickmyballssuckmy · 05-30-2006, 02:14 AM

I say ritalin is involved.

05-29-2006, 08:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
william Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: McMurdo Station Posts: 1,461	Robin Presented for your wonderment. I first met Robin on a job interview arranged by a mutual friend. She was a receptionist / assistant to a fashion consultant and I interviewed with her boss. I thought I was under qualified for the position and was upfront with the interviewer. Afterwards he told Robin to take me out to dinner on the company. She filled me in on parts of her life; how she was an orphan who wanted to be a pilot but couldn’t afford aviation school so instead she wound up at F.I.T. and was now working in the industry. She thought her boss wanted to sleep with her but he was too old for her (would she have fucked him if he was twenty years younger?) and how she was now living in midtown with some roommates. That’s about all I remember. We swapped numbers and I was thinking the usual male crap – Robin wasn’t bad looking. She had a tight little body and was kind of quirky. I wouldn’t have dated her but I would have fucked her. About three months go by and she calls me asking if there are any openings where I work. Lucky her, there is. After interviewing with Eve (who she mentions in the recordings), Robin calls me up and starts ranting about Eve's a lesbian, blah, blah, and how she probably won't get hired because she's not gonna sleep with her. Whatever. The next day I forget all about her. Two years go by and I start getting calls. *“When a man fucks with a man, the man getting fucked should fuck the man doing the fucking”* - Robin http://rapidshare.com/files/224242159/ROBIN-1.mp3.html __________________ "That's me -- call me crazy, call me a pervert, but this is something I enjoy." - Boogie Nights Last edited by william; 04-21-2009 at 09:45 PM.
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DanClass Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Amerika Posts: 1,318	these are all paranoid stories "10 years or longer living as an animal" people are out to get her; steal from her it's pretty disorganized with wandering from subject to subject lots of religion this is a schizophrenic baby she needs to get back on the meds
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