HELP, chick wants to do me (a virgin), ADVICE PLEASE!

[nickmattress]

I'm 15 from Mass and I recently got out of a relationship, a prude chick with all that damn "feminism" bullshit, saving herself for marriage. Gay, right? Well anyways, I was looking for a rebound, and almost like magic, this girl from my school messaged me on myspace saying she missed me and that I can call or text her any time, giving me screen name and phone number. I texted her and heres how it went kinda.

Me- Hey it's nick whats up?
Her-hey hunn hows it goin?
bla, bla, bla, gay talking stuff
Her-so have you gotten laid this summer?
(now im a virgin, but she doesn't need to no that)
Me-unfortunately, not yet this summer
Her-oo thats sucks
Me-ya, it does
Her-well, id do you

Well, the way the conversation went after that, she seemed pretty serious, and of course, id love this oppurtunity because (1) its sex (2) hopefully it will get around to my ex, shed like that, lil prude. I need your help, how do I go about this to seal the deal of getting with her. What condom would I use if I wanted to stay as faaaaaaaar as humanly possible from STD's and babies. And any advice for the sex in general would be greatly appreciated.

[firefighter_chick]

just go fuck her. use durex love. they are good

[DementisUnus]

be safe and have fun. having it not be serious the first time will keep you out of the trap of marrying the first girl to say yes...

[picard102]

I second that. Just go and do her. If she brings it up again ask her if she's free right then. If she says no and doesn't suggest a latter time she is a dick tease.

[Rhian]

Do it, be safe, and don't get emo over it. Have fun.

[Lambboy]

If you have to ask a bunch of complete strangers on the internet for advice you might not be mature enough for the experience.

I think you might not be ready to get laid.

We can't have you reproducing now can we?

In fact...

You owe us an apology.

[nickmattress]

oh lambboy i thought i could trust and confide in this community that has helped me so much. was i wrong?

[kataish]

Originally Posted by nickmattress

oh lambboy i thought i could trust and confide in this community that has helped me so much. was i wrong?

ha.

Its sad that this post wasn't your first mistake in this matter.

[Lambboy]

Originally Posted by nickmattress

oh lambboy i thought i could trust and confide in this community that has helped me so much. was i wrong?

That's the shittest apology I've ever ....... wait a minute.

You didn't apologize. You're fucking up.

But there was some truth in what I was saying. If you have to ask you might not be ready. If you're embarrassed to buy condoms then you loose your privilege to put one on.

But you want some REAL advice.

Girls like a man. Not a 15 year old kid. So you're going to have to kick it up a notch. Be aggressive. Take charge. Look up the definition of "sexual assault" and then shoot for just under that.

[firefighter_chick]

Originally Posted by Lambboy

Girls like a man. Not a 15 year old kid. So you're going to have to kick it up a notch. Be aggressive. Take charge. Look up the definition of "sexual assault" and then shoot for just under that.

hmm, I dont know if I would take advice from the criminal