HELP, chick wants to do me (a virgin), ADVICE PLEASE!

[Mikey]

[Bebe]

Originally Posted by Mikey

feels like da real thing

hrmph

[emptyinside]

Double down on the oral sex.

[Mikey]

shit.... just went the the fleshlight site... they have a new version




www.Fleshlight.com

[marina]

Originally Posted by nickmattress

I'm 15 from Mass and I recently got out of a relationship, a prude chick with all that damn "feminism" bullshit, saving herself for marriage. Gay, right?

1. Saving yourself for marriage is decidedly not feminist behavior (see, The Female Eunich by Germaine Greer for more on this phenomenon)

2. Use durex or lifestyles. Never use trojans, they have a much higher fail rate

3. As "gay" as it is, you'll be better off taking the time to make sure this is something you want to do, and not just something you think you'd be cool for doing.

4. Don't be a dick. This chick is about to fuck your sorry virgin ass, and don't act like she doesn't know you're completely inexperienced. Be grateful.

5. Learn from this. Don't just fuck then leave because you're too embarrassed to acknowledge what you're doing. Ask her questions, "what do you like?" and "how do you like this?" are good ones to start with. If she's a cool chick, she'll answer and ask them back.

There's a chance that this girl's just nervous about being a virgin as well, and that she decided not to show up to sophomore year without one under her belt. This is exactly what I would have done if all the guys I knew weren't completely uninteresting. She probably picked you because she's not afraid of you and you're fairly decent. This could just be a fling for her too, so that she can work up to some real high school game come next year.

That, or she's a slut and loves to fuck.

Both are fine.

There's no reason to make it weird or lame, just be nice, have fun, always wear a condom, always tie your condom up and throw it away yourself (you never know).

[1969]

Originally Posted by firefighter_chick

just go fuck her. use durex love. they are good

good advice and a celebrity product endorsement.

[panicBoy]

DEWIT FAGGOT

[j2x]

a warm, wet pussy and jerking off certainly aren't mutually exclusive. If you'd rather spend your $$ on comicbooks and video games, try this:

[slam_858]

Originally Posted by nickmattress

Well, the way the conversation went after that, she seemed pretty serious, and of course, id love this oppurtunity because (1) its sex (2) hopefully it will get around to my ex, shed like that, lil prude. I need your help, how do I go about this to seal the deal of getting with her. What condom would I use if I wanted to stay as faaaaaaaar as humanly possible from STD's and babies. And any advice for the sex in general would be greatly appreciated.

to seal the deal, use a natural lubricant, like alcohol. then slip her some X and offer a back rub.

and use a thick condom that feels like a trash bag so you don't bust in 30 seconds

[standardman]

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Or if you prefer:

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