HELP, chick wants to do me (a virgin), ADVICE PLEASE!

[slam_858]

Originally Posted by presspirate

Just don't get her pregnant.

You should insist that you want to stay a virgin, so you'll only do Ass 2 Mouth. God would like that.

[j2x]

Originally Posted by slam_858

You should insist that you want to stay a virgin, so you'll only do Ass 2 Mouth. God would like that.

sweet!

you'll have a much better chance doing this with the cute girls now when they're young and gullible. Once they get older only the dirty worn out skanks are willing to degrade themselves- unless you're lucky and find a nice freaky one.

I'm not so lucky.

[Mikey]

also take pics if u can

[The Gunner]

Just fuck her. Use a condom, cause you sure as fuck don't need a kid at 15.


...Fucking myspace, I had to work to get laid in high school, but no, this little bastard got it through myspace... Kids these days.

[motownguy]

Originally Posted by The Gunner

Just fuck her. Use a condom, cause you sure as fuck don't need a kid at 15.


...Fucking myspace, I had to work to get laid in high school, but no, this little bastard got it through myspace... Kids these days.

So are you gettin' any camel spider trim there in the sand?

[j2x]

Originally Posted by The Gunner

Just fuck her. Use a condom, cause you sure as fuck don't need a kid at 15.


...Fucking myspace, I had to work to get laid in high school, but no, this little bastard got it through myspace... Kids these days.

/Hijack
Gunner! Big props for your work overseas, bro. Can't say I approve of our pres' decision to go over there in the first place, but I'm glad there are folks like you over there takin' names.
/end Hijack

[LondonAsh]

Originally Posted by The Gunner

Just fuck her. Use a condom, cause you sure as fuck don't need a kid at 15.

OK, ignore all this condom bullshit - they're just yanking your chain. As long as it's your first time, there's no way she can get pregnant, but if you're worried about it just make sure she stands up straight away afterwards (and maybe jumps up and down a couple of times for good measure).

And as for catching something nasty, just make sure you rinse the old boy off when you're done. Easy.

Also, do NOT embarrass yourself by asking her what she likes - she's made it clear that she wants to please you, so finish up quickly, have a quick smoke, say your good-byes and leave.

[jorjo]

Originally Posted by LondonAsh

OK, ignore all this condom bullshit - they're just yanking your chain. As long as it's your first time, there's no way she can get pregnant, but if you're worried about it just make sure she stands up straight away afterwards (and maybe jumps up and down a couple of times for good measure).

And as for catching something nasty, just make sure you rinse the old boy off when you're done. Easy.

Also, do NOT embarrass yourself by asking her what she likes - she's made it clear that she wants to please you, so finish up quickly, have a quick smoke, say your good-byes and leave.

Yup, you're English

[nickmattress]

"Let's just punch ourselves in the stomach" -Keith

And uh, London, that may have been the scariest advice ever!

And whoever said "Cherish you virginity", I think it was sephinflames or somethin... right.

[Peterda]

Yup, don't dive deep without protecting yourself first.