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09-09-2007, 02:15 PM | #21 (permalink) |
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Well you know what my whole thing is you have to be prepared for great sex, I mean the worsed thing ever you can be the hottest chic /guy on the planet but if you arent hygenic about your shit then it aint gonna happen. Shaved, showerd, and smellin pretty. the 3 s's for good sex.
If you want a really want to be prepared girls a good cleansing enemy helps too. As much as 99% of girls will not admit to it they all luv taken somethin in their ass, as do guys enjoy puttin somethin in. Best thin i ever found was single servin packets of lube by durex. They are little packets like a condom package. Perfect for the after bar debauchery
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09-09-2007, 02:33 PM | #25 (permalink) |
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Somebody dress that poor girl.
Quick, put the Hello Kitty dress on her. |
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