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Old 09-09-2007, 02:15 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Well you know what my whole thing is you have to be prepared for great sex, I mean the worsed thing ever you can be the hottest chic /guy on the planet but if you arent hygenic about your shit then it aint gonna happen. Shaved, showerd, and smellin pretty. the 3 s's for good sex.

If you want a really want to be prepared girls a good cleansing enemy helps too. As much as 99% of girls will not admit to it they all luv taken somethin in their ass, as do guys enjoy puttin somethin in.

Best thin i ever found was single servin packets of lube by durex. They are little packets like a condom package. Perfect for the after bar debauchery
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Old 09-09-2007, 02:18 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Im told that I really am but refuse to believe it....

I am glad you do
Yeah, you are sweet, in a gruff kinda way
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Old 09-09-2007, 02:19 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Yeah, you are sweet, in a gruff kinda way
aw gee thanks

/blushes and kicks the ground
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Old 09-09-2007, 02:24 PM   #24 (permalink)
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aw gee thanks

/blushes and kicks the ground
Lollerz

You are too cute!
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Old 09-09-2007, 02:33 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Somebody dress that poor girl.

Quick, put the Hello Kitty dress on her.
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Old 09-09-2007, 03:07 PM   #26 (permalink)
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If you want a really want to be prepared girls a good cleansing enemy helps too.
I find nothing cleans my ass like a revelation of first-strike capabilties, a tense and mostly cursory attempt at diplomacy, and finally a stop-gap invasion.

Cleasing Enemy... the Weapon of Ass Destruction!
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Old 09-11-2007, 07:28 AM   #27 (permalink)
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face-to-face with the lights on, thats all im gonna say.

I second that motion!
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Old 09-11-2007, 07:31 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Ooh, Dannon water.
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