i could really use a laugh today, guys, and who better than you?

[missmilf25]

long story short, my husband's decided to leave. i have 2 kids from a previous relationship and one with him who i'll need to explain this to.

life sucks, i'm really mad/sad/confused/betrayed/drained and i could use a pick-me-up.

i know i haven't really made any connections here with anyone, yet, but i lurk enough to know how hilarious you guys are so who better for me to turn to for at least a smile?

[DudeEMETIB]

Well, I'm sorry to hear your situation. It's terrible, and as cliche and retarded as it sounds coming from someone NOT in your situation, be strong. The human "spirit" can endure some crazy ass shit, and as hard as it'll seem, you can get through it. And maybe even come out on top, and then you can be like "YEAH FUCK YOU ASSHAT FOR LEAVING, I'M BETTER NOW!" and he'll be like and you can be like

This video is completely unrelated, but it always make me smile....
if it doesn't work, I'm sorry.

[Sparrow]

I'm very sorry to hear, darlin'. But, you're in good company. Breaking up is in total vogue. Go 'head and have a good cry then throw on some beyonce. You'll be alright.

[Blitzgal]

My brother's going through this right now, but she left the kids with him so she could continue to party.

I wish I knew something funny to make you laugh, but if it feels any better it seems to get a little easier for him every day.

[NoArmsJames]

So, it's cool to hit on you?

[marina]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

So, it's cool to hit on you?

^5 (oh wait...) <-- seriously, how many times have I told that joke to you? Or is this the first time after so many other times of just thinking it? Either way low five.

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by marina

^5 (oh wait...) <-- seriously, how many times have I told that joke to you? Or is this the first time after so many other times of just thinking it? Either way low five.

That joke never gets old.

I have three toes, therefore it's a low 3. Get it right. <3

[missmilf25]

Originally Posted by DudeEMETIB

Well, I'm sorry to hear your situation. It's terrible, and as cliche and retarded as it sounds coming from someone NOT in your situation, be strong. The human "spirit" can endure some crazy ass shit, and as hard as it'll seem, you can get through it. And maybe even come out on top, and then you can be like "YEAH FUCK YOU ASSHAT FOR LEAVING, I'M BETTER NOW!" and he'll be like and you can be like

This video is completely unrelated, but it always make me smile....
if it doesn't work, I'm sorry.

all of this makes me wanna drag you in a corner and totally make out with you! i was laughing before i even got to the awesomeness of the video...

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

My brother's going through this right now, but she left the kids with him so she could continue to party.

I wish I knew something funny to make you laugh, but if it feels any better it seems to get a little easier for him every day.

i'm good with bits of wisdom, too

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

So, it's cool to hit on you?

indeed

[missmilf25]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

I'm very sorry to hear, darlin'. But, you're in good company. Breaking up is in total vogue. Go 'head and have a good cry then throw on some beyonce. You'll be alright.

thankie, sparrow. my heart goes out to you, too. i'm just really numb right now. worst part is, he didn't even give me a reason why he's leaving. anyway, i happen to have some beyonce on my ipod

[typicallistener]

Um. I have nothing funny or trollish to say. I'm sorry this happened to you.