I feel shit

Dodecahedron · 02-28-2009, 11:21 AM

1) The Adam Carolla Show is cancelled
2) I make elaborate meals so I always have a ton of dishes and no dishwasher
3) My carpet is still shedding and it never stops

orion549 · 02-28-2009, 11:27 AM

^ Haven't you got his podcast?

1. I have no money
2. Mortgage is due
3. I have no money.

Keith · 02-28-2009, 11:47 AM

What a life you have, Orion. You can't even find 3 things that suck. Must be tough.

HumbleNarrator · 02-28-2009, 12:06 PM

1) I'm woken up at 7 am everyday by the need to take a massive dump
2) While dumping, I end up getting a twitpic of Keith's dump
3) my computer burns my left thigh while I'm twitting on the dumper

orion549 · 02-28-2009, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

What a life you have, Orion. You can't even find 3 things that suck. Must be tough.

No, those are just the 3 biggest things. I could also list

- having a nowhere job
- living with my ex
- not getting laid in several months
- back is out of whack
- I don't think I'll be able to go see one of my fav. bands next week
- some asshole threatened to shoot me yesterday for doing my job

But those don't weigh on my mind as much as the ones I listed.

Gibeault · 02-28-2009, 12:23 PM

My girlfriend / seriouso broke up with me, after over four years. We live together and have 3 months left on our lease.

I have been unemployed for the past two months and probably won't be able to make rent this month.

My girlfriend is starting to hang out with a few of my friends, and may be starting to fool around with one of their room-mates.

Uncast · 02-28-2009, 01:07 PM

1. Lotta good friends are too far away
2. My back
3. My inability to be in NYC this April (Thank you unemployment)

Lambboy · 02-28-2009, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AiNE

3. stalker

It's not "Stalking"

It's "Power Dating"

brotherdarkness · 02-28-2009, 02:49 PM

1) Slowly going broke and unemployment isn't kicking in for a bit, fucking with my Malley Gras plans

2) The last girl I was into's birthday was yesterday and I'm too embarrassed over my status to call and wrangle an invite to her party tonight

3) Just kind of feel lonely in general

drtygrrl · 02-28-2009, 03:57 PM

1. that i spent all day today in school
2. there is nothing to do in this shithole town
3. i'm tired

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Gibeault Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ottawa, Ontario Posts: 127	My girlfriend / seriouso broke up with me, after over four years. We live together and have 3 months left on our lease. I have been unemployed for the past two months and probably won't be able to make rent this month. My girlfriend is starting to hang out with a few of my friends, and may be starting to fool around with one of their room-mates.
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