I have a date!

[Jonny Face]

Ignore all the discouragement. Just concentrate on being relaxed, cracking a few jokes, and not being needy.Good luck!

[Loki74]

Originally Posted by Draconis

This is awesome. This is good. How can you only feel this now that you have a date with a girl, though? You should be looking at life like this all the time, because you're young and you're trying. And you're on the right track.

I hope your date goes/went well (only read this far), but you need to realise that even without a woman, your life is slowly falling into place, sir.

Originally Posted by Jonny Face

Ignore all the discouragement. Just concentrate on being relaxed, cracking a few jokes, and not being needy.Good luck!

Don't get sucked in... it's a trap!!!

[The King of Awesome]

Ok, you clearly want some advice, so here you go:

1. Compliment her on the way she smells, her skin (particularly shoulders if they are visible, but neck is good too) and the pitch of her voice. Best to do all of these at once.

2. Be strong about your opinions. Don't wait to see how she feels about something, go right ahead and give your opinion. She'll respect your conviction. The more the better. Don't even worry about her opinion, you're selling yourself to her. She needs to know all your ideas.

3. Women subconsciously look for clues about your willingness to have sex. So give them to her. "This coffee is as good as oral sex" or "I bet you WOULD want cream in your coffee," that kind of stuff.

4. Whatever kind of coffee she gets, get a smaller version. If she gets a small, get it with soy instead of milk, or iced instead of hot. And keep your receipt so she knows you mean business.

5. Have a friend call you during the "date" - don't answer it, just look down and then confess to her that your friend was going to call to bail you out if she wasn't very beautiful. Then tell her you're not going to answer. Turn off the phone. If you're parked nearby, go put it in your car.

I'd give more advice now, but I have four dates this afternoon and I need to wash my clothes and buy some beard cologne.

[Lanfear]

Originally Posted by The King of Awesome

Ok, you clearly want some advice, so here you go:

1. Compliment her on the way she smells, her skin (particularly shoulders if they are visible, but neck is good too) and the pitch of her voice. Best to do all of these at once.

2. Be strong about your opinions. Don't wait to see how she feels about something, go right ahead and give your opinion. She'll respect your conviction. The more the better. Don't even worry about her opinion, you're selling yourself to her. She needs to know all your ideas.

3. Women subconsciously look for clues about your willingness to have sex. So give them to her. "This coffee is as good as oral sex" or "I bet you WOULD want cream in your coffee," that kind of stuff.

4. Whatever kind of coffee she gets, get a smaller version. If she gets a small, get it with soy instead of milk, or iced instead of hot. And keep your receipt so she knows you mean business.

5. Have a friend call you during the "date" - don't answer it, just look down and then confess to her that your friend was going to call to bail you out if she wasn't very beautiful. Then tell her you're not going to answer. Turn off the phone. If you're parked nearby, go put it in your car.

I'd give more advice now, but I have four dates this afternoon and I need to wash my clothes and buy some beard cologne.

*swoon*

[The King of Awesome]

Originally Posted by Lanfear

*swoon*

See, what I mean? Now it's business time, baby!

Also, I forgot to mention, if anyone you know has been raped in the past, tell her. And be very clear that you are anti-rape, and that you would, given the chance, kill the perpetrators. And smile.

She'll know you're sensitive to the issue.

[Incognito]

Originally Posted by Lanfear

*swoon*

Double on THAT.

[Draconis]

Originally Posted by Loki74

Don't get sucked in... it's a trap!!!

Don't worry. I would fucking kill this little cocksucker with my bare hands, given the chance, but....
I still hope he gets his shit in check.

[Jo_Culprit]

Originally Posted by The King of Awesome

Ok, you clearly want some advice, so here you go:
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*nicely written advice*
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I'd give more advice now, but I have four dates this afternoon and I need to wash my clothes and buy some beard cologne.

I don't suppose your looking for awesome dukes for your awesome kingdom?

[Bucho]

The King Of Awesome is the King Of My Heart.

My Awesome Heart.

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by The King of Awesome

Ok, you clearly want some advice, so here you go:

Amazing tips, sir but i still think that each of the would be immensely creepy if done by a sweaty, awkward, hateful guy.

example: "this coffeee is as good as oral sex. well i dont like coffee that much really. But i do like oral sex and i would really like to do it to you. Oh i bet now you think i'm a rapist. fuck you, bitch!" (throws coffee in the girl's face and runs away to post a mega thread on the forums)